Erotic Adverts

**Bravo2nothing** · 26-01-2009, 16:06

Looking through the telegraph and found this little gem. Now I must be gay because apparently this has been out since 2001 and I missed it.

What other nob stiffing adverts have I missed...?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/c...a-ad-ever.html

**easesprings** · 26-01-2009, 16:08

You got me all excited there

Go and stand on the naughty step and think about your actions

**schweik** · 26-01-2009, 16:11

Beats the cadburys flake advert!

**Bravo2nothing** · 26-01-2009, 16:18

Originally Posted by easesprings

You got me all excited there

Go and stand on the naughty step and think about your actions

Did you not watch the video? My God man - that would turn a 90 year old flacid cocktail sausage into a pork sword capable of striking down any woman.

Look again!

**plant_life** · 26-01-2009, 16:22

Have you seen the one where Rachel Stevens is carassing some cherries and going on about checking your balls? I don't care if it's about cancer, she makes me moist!

**easesprings** · 26-01-2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by Bravo2nothing

Originally Posted by easesprings

You got me all excited there

Go and stand on the naughty step and think about your actions

Did you not watch the video? My God man - that would turn a 90 year old flacid cocktail sausage into a pork sword capable of striking down any woman.

Look again!

Yes I saw it when it came out and have it filed for errmmmm reference

**deefadog** · 26-01-2009, 16:39

here s the rachel stevens one about third one down if you look quite funny http://everyman-campaign.org/about/a...s.html#ad_2005

**TheVisitor** · 26-01-2009, 17:00

Guinness Ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3rlehzEUM

**old_rat** · 26-01-2009, 17:09

I'm glad I saw this post. I always thought the advert was an NHS thing about Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Now I realise it was about the dangers of wearing tight underwear, if you are allergic to nylon. When does the football start?

**plant_life** · 26-01-2009, 17:32

Rachel Stevens makes my toilet bits tingle!

**Fat_Cav** · 26-01-2009, 17:33

Originally Posted by plant_life

Have you seen the one where Rachel Stevens is carassing some cherries and going on about checking your balls? I don't care if it's about cancer, she makes me moist!

Moist? Moist? Are you sure?
Are you a carpet muncher in diguise??

If so have you any pictures of some girl-on-girl action . . . . .Ahem! In . err . . the interests of pictorial anatomy and physiology of course.

**plant_life** · 26-01-2009, 17:38

I am an out and out lesbian, I only fancy women!

Go onto redtube.com if you want rug munching porn.

**Matty0001** · 26-01-2009, 17:42

$hit me, i must say that Kylie advert is fantastic! :D

**vvaannmmaann** · 26-01-2009, 17:49

I hope a full Health and Safety assesment was done by Ms Minogue.

**smartascarrots** · 26-01-2009, 21:07

It's rare that I suffer the sin of envy, but that mechanical bull is one lucky bastard. I wouldn't have been able to stand up, and I doubt the wife would either the next morning.