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**phaserrifle** · 01-02-2009, 11:45

Originally Posted by plant_life

Have you seen the one where Rachel Stevens is carassing some cherries and going on about checking your balls? I don't care if it's about cancer, she makes me moist!

yes.

irrc I was actualy shown it at school a few years ago (probably when it came out) just before it we had had some awful vidio with a footballer I wouldn't even recognise, going through a whole speil about testicular cancer, stopping every couple of minuits to say "know your balls, check them out"

then the rachel stevens ad came on, and I swear to god, you could almost hear the jaw of every boy in the classroom (including myself) drop like a stone.

I must find myself a copy, for memories sake, of course.

**It_tastes_like_a_prawn** · 06-02-2009, 14:01

I've just had to lock myself in a dark room...............uuuuuurrrgg I think I've messed ones self.

**Detmold_Drunk** · 06-02-2009, 14:14

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

**Pompey_Jock** · 06-02-2009, 14:23

Originally Posted by Detmold_Drunk

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

Myleene Klass is such a honey.... this is true!

**Mr_Deputy** · 06-02-2009, 14:24

Originally Posted by Detmold_Drunk

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

that's pretty much how, in my fantasy, it goes when i break into her house dressed as a soldier and have to take her away to safety, on my sex farm. giving her 20 seconds to grab some knickers.

**mwl946** · 06-02-2009, 14:27

David Beckham in those tight white calvins.......................... :D

who cares if it was digitally enhanced, still did it for me!

**Father_Gundulph** · 06-02-2009, 14:27

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by Detmold_Drunk

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

that's pretty much how, in my fantasy, it goes when i break into her house dressed as a soldier and have to take her away to safety, on my sex farm. giving her 20 seconds to grab some knickers.

I don't care what anyone says, you're such a romantic!

**Mr_Deputy** · 06-02-2009, 14:29

Originally Posted by Father_Gundulph

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by Detmold_Drunk

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

that's pretty much how, in my fantasy, it goes when i break into her house dressed as a soldier and have to take her away to safety, on my sex farm. giving her 20 seconds to grab some knickers.

I don't care what anyone says, you're such a romantic!

saves me splashing out on a pair....well, that's not strictly true actually.

**happybonzo** · 06-02-2009, 14:30

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by Detmold_Drunk

The first few seconds of .....this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79vtRUUZo

that's pretty much how, in my fantasy, it goes when i break into her house dressed as a soldier and have to take her away to safety, on my sex farm. giving her 20 seconds to grab some knickers.

Would these be for you to wear or, more likely, pull them over your head and run around sniffing, thrapping and screaming "I wanna be MDN's apprentice"