Buggrit then - fifty billion !

**Cutaway** · 23-01-2009, 13:46

Due to the sudden need for a bit more dosh for Holidays4Heroes, I've brought forward this auction.

Following on from Make Yourself a Millionaire and a similar Billionaire one, up for auction this time is a nice, crisp Fifty Billion Dollar note.
Yep, $50,000,000,000.00 Dollars !

It should be noted* that we're using the Septic billion, ie a thousand million as oppsed to a British billion, a million million, mainly because the Bank of England crawled to the Spams back in the seventies.

So, who wants to get some Brownie points by pitching with a present ?
You can use it in a bartering game for outrageous sexual pleasures with the love of your life, or even give it to the wife.

Get cracking boys & girls, it's for the best cause we have so dig deep !

BrunoNoMedals, sorry it's early but you'd better get bidding.

* = see what I did there ? I'm a funny cunt I am.

**Cutaway** · 23-01-2009, 13:57

Eh ?

Seventy of youse buggers have looked at this and not bid yet ?

Let's start the ball rolling then.
Â£20.00

**Ord_Sgt** · 23-01-2009, 13:59

Pah 20 quid - 30, and I haven't even had a drink yet :D

**Cutaway** · 23-01-2009, 14:25

Originally Posted by Ord_Sgt

Pah 20 quid - 30, and I haven't even had a drink yet :D

Cheers Ord_Sgt, appreciated.

Just for that here's the pic:

**Ord_Sgt** · 23-01-2009, 14:32

I've just checked and this is worth a fortune :D

I'm rich, I'm rich I tells ya. :D

**blue-sophist** · 23-01-2009, 15:16

Note* that it's a special Agro-cheque.

I think it enables you to buy 2 sq ft of ruined farmland, provided you are ...
1. Black.
2. A member of ZANU-PF.
3. Certifiably insane.

*

**BiscuitsAB** · 23-01-2009, 15:33

Originally Posted by blue-sophist

Note* that it's a special Agro-cheque.

I think it enables you to buy 2 sq ft of ruined farmland, provided you are ...
1. Black.
2. A member of ZANU-PF.
3. Certifiably insane.

*

and carry a machete

**Cutaway** · 23-01-2009, 15:35

True, but it's still fifty billion dollars.

Blue ?
Did you get that ?

I SAID IT'S STILL 50,000,000,000.00 DOLLARS !

No everyone has a note like that.

**Cutaway** · 23-01-2009, 15:36

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

and carry a machete

No, they're all pangas in Zim.

Thanks for the input, now get bidding.

**Ord_Sgt** · 23-01-2009, 15:58

Yeah get bidding, you're not going to let me walk away with it for a mere 30 quid.

**Ord_Sgt** · 27-01-2009, 09:21

Are there any more bids or is this mine?

**Cutaway** · 27-01-2009, 18:07

I'll have it myself for Â£ 45.00

Surely not every bugger's completely muskeem at the moment ?

**Ord_Sgt** · 27-01-2009, 18:11

Originally Posted by Cutaway

I'll have it myself for Â£ 45.00

Surely not every bugger's completely muskeem at the moment ?

Well I must protest - fifty nicker.

**dhgrainger1** · 27-01-2009, 21:11

I shall offer 55, it's nearly Valentines after all.

**Cutaway** · 25-03-2009, 17:35

Shite !

I forgot all about this auction, better get it finished.
How does Friday night 23:00 hrs sound ?

Dhgrainger1 has it so far at Â£ 55.00 but it's still up for grabs.

Now's the time to help the injured, so get your hands in your pockets lads & lasses.

You may pay for it after your dosh is in the bank, how's that for an offer ?