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    Senior Member the_almighty_spoon's Avatar
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    Today, after giving her rabbit a bath, my 8 year old daughter didn’t see any other way to dry it…yep she put it in the clothes dryer

    i just nearly choked to death
    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shots

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    Re: How Crap Is Your Life?

    Quote Originally Posted by crabby
    Read Ivy_cumbucket's posts recently?
    OK. So I'm an odd mix of gullible and septical.
    So I'm thinking that name is fictitious?
    But I'm still trying all sorts of permutations on "Search".
    Please put my mind at rest, Crabby.
    "Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten?"

    The world couldn't function without money .....
    COULD IT?:

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    Today, I had to go to school to pick up my son. The reason being, he told his teacher to F*** off; my wonderful son is 7 years old…MLIC
    A potential recruite, me thinks.

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    Re: How Crap Is Your Life?

    Quote Originally Posted by bovvy
    Quote Originally Posted by crabby
    Read Ivy_cumbucket's posts recently?
    OK. So I'm an odd mix of gullible and septical.
    So I'm thinking that name is fictitious?
    But I'm still trying all sorts of permutations on "Search".
    Please put my mind at rest, Crabby.
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    Today, I came home from work and found out my mom had cleaned my room. I’m 25 and still live with my parents. I forgot I left my pocket Vagina and lube out. Come to find, she had dusted around it and set it nice and neat back where she had found it. Even though she hasn’t said anything, I can’t look my mom in the eye…
    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shots

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    Re: How Crap Is Your Life?

    How crap is my life? It isn't-I'm not in the RAF! :D
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    Today, my parents created a fake facebook profile to try and find out if I was gay…they now know I am…MLIC

    im gonna stop its abit addictive reading peoples (apparent) misery
    God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shots

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    Re: How Crap Is Your Life?

    Quote Originally Posted by the_matelot
    How crap is my life? It isn't-I'm not in the RAF! :D
    You're so right, life might be crap at times but at least we're not in the RAF
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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    Today, or last night, I was in bed with my girlfriend, in the middle of love making, when she hit her climax, she yelled: “Oh yes Mark, don’t stop!!!”…my name is Kevin…MLIC

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    Re: How Crap Is Your Life?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gubmint_Agent
    Today, or last night, I was in bed with my girlfriend, in the middle of love making, when she hit her climax, she yelled: “Oh yes Mark, don’t stop!!!”…my name is Kevin…MLIC
    Sorry about that.
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!


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