SuperHermer!

**BambiBasher** · 19-01-2009, 11:52

A Septic cartoonist has announced he's about to launch the first gay superhero. Apparently his special powers are a bit of a mystery at the moment, I was wondering what they could possibly be...

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**tropper66** · 19-01-2009, 11:55

We already got one in Cardiff, Capt Jack in TORCHWOOD, I saw him mincing around Cardiff Bay the other day.

**Dandy-Angus** · 19-01-2009, 11:57

Special Powers - He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose !!

**Command_doh** · 19-01-2009, 12:02

He 'barebacks' criminals into submission, before firing his high - tensile man- paste all over their backs. This forms into bond(age)s which are used to temporarily incarcerate said arse - reamed and by now buggered criminal.

**Murphy_Slaw** · 19-01-2009, 12:02

Bionic hoop!!

Guaranteed to break the giver in two!

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 19-01-2009, 12:08

He attacks and breaks into bad guys homes and lairs, then criticises their curtains, before leaving a quich in the oven.

**spike7451** · 19-01-2009, 12:09

Hope they're lezzies....

**B_AND_T** · 19-01-2009, 12:12

I'll have the soup thanks.

**Alec_Lomas** · 19-01-2009, 12:24

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

He attacks and breaks into bad guys homes and lairs, then criticises their curtains, before leaving a quich in the oven.

:D :D :D Has to be the winner !!

**Gubmint_Agent** · 19-01-2009, 13:21

Originally Posted by B_AND_T

I'll have the soup thanks.

Very good. :D

**Dandy-Angus** · 19-01-2009, 13:34

I can also imagine when he catches bad guys he gives them a good dressing down ref their clobber..." oh that black scary costume so does not suit you, il have my agent contact you, and heres my card hunny !! "

**Montigny_La_palisse** · 19-01-2009, 13:41

Any relationship to this c0ck jockey ?

Bumboy comic

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 19-01-2009, 13:52

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_palisse

Any relationship to this c0ck jockey ?

Bumboy comic

It seriously worries me that you knew about this.

**Montigny_La_palisse** · 19-01-2009, 13:55

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by Montigny_La_palisse

Any relationship to this c0ck jockey ?

Bumboy comic

It seriously worries me that you knew about this.

I've got one for the coffee table. It makes for a good conversation piece when the inlaws come round..

**Biped** · 19-01-2009, 14:03

Superhermer 'Creed' and his sacheing sidekick 'Lube-Up' face their toughest challenge yet - their arched enemies Mendationson and 'Cyclops' . . . . called that because he only has one eye . . . .