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    Re: Mens willies-just a thought

    See that one on the left?,that's you that is!

    Older,but no wiser.

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    It just so happens i have noticed an ad that appears on arrse now, anyone spotted that gay military dating link? co-incidence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisg46
    It just so happens i have noticed an ad that appears on arrse now, anyone spotted that gay military dating link? co-incidence?
    Yup,Something to do with google ads matching words or something stoopid like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisg46
    It just so happens i have noticed an ad that appears on arrse now, anyone spotted that gay military dating link? co-incidence?
    I've got a strip of black nasty taped over the bottom of my screen to cover it up.

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    Re: Mens willies-just a thought

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Going back to the original thread c0cks come in four sizes. Small, medium, large and ooohhhhhh is all this for me.
    I thought I'd better inform the debate.
    NO NO NO....they come in small, medium, large and "I dont know where that's going but its sure as hell aint coming anywhere near me!"

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    OMG....what a gay thread ....Because i'm a lay-dee i'm not offended :D



    WHAT you mean I'm not a lay-dee...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my mother lied

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampmonster
    OMG....what a gay thread ....Because i'm a lay-dee i'm not offended :D



    WHAT you mean I'm not a lay-dee...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my mother lied
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    Re: Mens willies-just a thought

    Quote Originally Posted by pommydigger
    Quote Originally Posted by BANDSMAN69
    The other night after circuit training I was having a shower, it is a communal shower so whilst I was soaping myself off I happened to look around as one does: at my fellow circuit trainees and for what ever reason a train of thought entered my head (difficult in my case): I thought aren't mens willies funny things, different shapes sizes, circumferences etc.

    Then a second train of thought entered my small cranium: I wonder if my female circuit trainees have a similar thought, in regards to their their female cohort trainees in respect to their breasts, sizes, shapes etc.

    I happened to mention this at work the next day, we have a mixed workforce, we are fairly broadminded in regards to sexuality and other issues. However, for some obscure reason they seem to think I am a bit strange...not sure why...do I need to see a doctor?

    Is it just me that has these thoughts ?
    As you looked around at the other schlongs- did you feel yourself washing your soap sodden privates at a faster rate? - you cockaholic.

    Surely that decision is down to the fellow in question It should be a chaps freedom of choice to wash his willy as hard & as fast as he wants or whether to do so in slow methodical strokes... I know I take exceptional care of my own hygiene

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    Re: Mens willies-just a thought

    Something not quite right about this.


    He's a bandsman?


    So explain the statement: "The other night after circuit training ... "



    Fcuking walt!


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    Re: Mens willies-just a thought

    Next time you're in the showers after circuit training why don't you start a discussion group and involve the rest of your gym buddies. It may just give you some idea of how normal your practices are, of course if your gym is at the local YMCA you may find all your Christmases have come at once.
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