Originally Posted by Bertram

Re: Masturbation gone wrong!-toy got stuck
by Monsieur Foxy on Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:11 am

I know how that feels. I was using my canid grande (different company, long gone) 14 inches long, knot 3.75 inches across, and 2.5 inches thick at the shaft and behind the knot. I just got home from a crappy day at school, and went up to my room and locked the door with he Metallica turned up, and slid my toy in to the hilt, and wast. I was pawing, and squeezing my nuts, and all of a sudden, as my body is bucking and arching, and I'm in heaven in orgasm, my toy slips into me, base and all. My ring just sucked it in. I tried and tried to get it out, even fisting myself to try to open enough to grab hold of the base and retrieve it. After two days I was in serious agony and finally had to tell my mom about it, and have her take me to the hospital. She threw it away when they got it out.

Monsieur Foxy

Legendary.

MDN?

as for the video, I really dig how fleshy your labia minora are. And wow, you managed to take the knot? That's quite hot.

Sigh, i wish i had a vagina.

:D :D

This has got to be the most surreal thread iv ever read...

Originally Posted by LeastIcoulddo

This has got to be the most surreal thread iv ever read...

Lovely innit

Originally Posted by chickadee

"The Bad Dragon manufacturing workshop and main offices are located in Phoenix Arizona, United States. In addition to our local R&D facility we have our much larger research and development workshop in Scotland. Bad Dragon staff also works in Canada and other various parts of Europe."

Now that's scary!

Nessie?!

Originally Posted by futurebootie

Originally Posted by LeastIcoulddo

This has got to be the most surreal thread iv ever read...

Lovely innit

Still, I wonder what Cutaway was looking for on the internet when he got across that dragon sex toy site. The search keys must have had at least the words 'rectum torture', 'dragon penis', 'school', 'bumfun', 'anal fantasy' in them. The old "got this send by a friend...", "just happened to wander into the forums...", "allegedly there are pics..." doesn't cut it. I say own up. What did you feed google to find that website?

Originally Posted by DozyBint

Originally Posted by chickadee

"The Bad Dragon manufacturing workshop and main offices are located in Phoenix Arizona, United States. In addition to our local R&D facility we have our much larger research and development workshop in Scotland. Bad Dragon staff also works in Canada and other various parts of Europe."

Now that's scary!

Nessie?!

Wondered when someone would pick up on that...
Well whatever their on up there I wouldn't mind some!

Originally Posted by Stanley1975

Originally Posted by futurebootie

Originally Posted by LeastIcoulddo

This has got to be the most surreal thread iv ever read...

Lovely innit

Still, I wonder what Cutaway was looking for on the internet when he got across that dragon sex toy site. The search keys must have had at least the words 'rectum torture', 'dragon penis', 'school', 'bumfun', 'anal fantasy' in them. The old "got this send by a friend...", "just happened to wander into the forums...", "allegedly there are pics..." doesn't cut it. I say own up. What did you feed google to find that website?

Yeah Cut, own up...

Sits impatiently with his cursor over the google taskbar

[quote="Ruckerwocman"]

Originally Posted by Forks

The fantasy dildos have interesting possibilities.

Those would make rather unusual coat hooks.

Originally Posted by Stanley1975

Still, I wonder what Cutaway was looking for on the internet when he got across that dragon sex toy site. The search keys must have had at least the words 'rectum torture', 'dragon penis', 'school', 'bumfun', 'anal fantasy' in them. The old "got this send by a friend...", "just happened to wander into the forums...", "allegedly there are pics..." doesn't cut it. I say own up. What did you feed google to find that website?

Nope, wish I could say I'd thought of this one myself but unfortunately it's gen up that I was sent the link. I'm always more than happy to own up if I've searched for dwarf scat, amputee otter felching or spanking with a tuba, but at least this one came from another squaddie with a twisted, I mean, inquisitive mind.