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**joey_deacons_lad** · 29-12-2008, 01:11

Ok between 1800 hours and 02.00 hours yesterday i consumed a large amount of Newcastle brown ale and various nibble of Indian origin. i continued drinking at 15.00 hours today letting off farts of substantial odour but at 23.15 hours i let one go and felt the warm runny feeling down my leg what signified a bum gravy explosion. I dived into IA drill such as stripping and showering then throwing the soiled items into the wash i need to know what i may have missed as the gf is away for the night and i want to keep my indiscrestion secret here is a photo of the offending article

**Blackrat** · 29-12-2008, 01:17

Check anywhere you may have shat. Sorry, sat.

**joey_deacons_lad** · 29-12-2008, 01:18

done that i wiped up various stains on the stairs, bathroom floor, and toilet seat

**Blackrat** · 29-12-2008, 01:20

Check and test dear boy. Make sure there is no offending poo anywhere. You know you'll miss some and Mrs JDL will find it and flay you alive.

**in_the_cheapseats** · 29-12-2008, 01:21

You want to keep the "indiscrestion secret" and you are posting here???

Brilliant move :D

PS must of been a great night!

**3rdStafford** · 29-12-2008, 01:21

I suggest that you invest in a pair of bicycle clips for future occasions.

**dazk55** · 29-12-2008, 11:23

Manpons

**762baynet** · 29-12-2008, 11:26

I have done this following a heavy night on the Black Stuff. I can recommend Cillit Bang and Febreze to assist your clear-up

**codename1157** · 29-12-2008, 11:30

Alternatively, switch your tipple of choice to Cillit Bang and Fabreze. Mine's Toilet Duck but the effect's the same. You'll still get fcuked up but when your ricker turns itself inside out you will only leave the place cleaner than when you started, thus ensuring that everyone is indeed a winner.