Discuss Crash out the NAFFI QRF i have just sh1t myself at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Ok between 1800 hours and 02.00 hours yesterday i consumed a large amount of Newcastle ...
Ok between 1800 hours and 02.00 hours yesterday i consumed a large amount of Newcastle brown ale and various nibble of Indian origin. i continued drinking at 15.00 hours today letting off farts of substantial odour but at 23.15 hours i let one go and felt the warm runny feeling down my leg what signified a bum gravy explosion. I dived into IA drill such as stripping and showering then throwing the soiled items into the wash i need to know what i may have missed as the gf is away for the night and i want to keep my indiscrestion secret here is a photo of the offending article
Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
Re: Crash out the NAFFI QRF i have just sh1t myself
Alternatively, switch your tipple of choice to Cillit Bang and Fabreze. Mine's Toilet Duck but the effect's the same. You'll still get fcuked up but when your ricker turns itself inside out you will only leave the place cleaner than when you started, thus ensuring that everyone is indeed a winner.
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