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Discuss Phonetics challenge in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by chickenpunk It won't improve things, she'll still be fücking gipping... and thick... and fat... But ultimatley dead and not posting. If you can't find an outboard motor, go and chat up a ...
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    Re: Phonetics challenge

    Quote Originally Posted by chickenpunk
    It won't improve things, she'll still be fücking gipping... and thick... and fat...
    But ultimatley dead and not posting.

    If you can't find an outboard motor, go and chat up a fella, you will get on his tits in twenty minutes and he will inevitably throw you off a high thing

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    Re: Phonetics challenge

    [quote=Mighty_doh_nut][quote=chickenpunk]
    It won't improve things, she'll still be fücking gipping... and thick... and fat...[/quote]

    But ultimatley dead and not posting.
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    I'm not so sure. I once saw a film of an experiment where a dogfish had most of its head and brain removed and was then attached to a machine in a tank which held it in place, whilst water flowed past its gills so it could breath. The dogfish didn't notice anything wrong and carried on swimming away quite happily. I think Anya would be the same: take her brain out and slice off most of her gibbering mug, and she would still be typing stuff like this

    [quote]ear y dont u like me innit? u r orl iggerant an fick[/quote]

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    seriously if your gonna write crap about me write it with the truth and not made up talk, i never typed like that only once but nothing like you lot are typing
    Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anya1982
    i never typed like that only once but nothing like you lot are typing
    Anya,

    I think that in fact you are a great intellect and you are playing with us.

    I swear that the sentence above is a work of genius.

    I applaud you

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    sarcasim will get you every where
    Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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    A dictionary will get you further....

    Here have this delicious pie, I made it especially for you, using nearly all my Nitro glycerine

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    I'm laughing too hard to type right now - I'll compose myself and come back to you.

    You are really too good.

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    As words of a vulgar nature are edited out by some piece of computer wizardry (eg fuck, shit, = fcuk and sh1t), would it not be possible to do the same for spelling errors. I realise that every poster would then lose the odd word but we would also lose all of Anyerr's posts. Can't make an omelette without breaking eggs etc..........[/list]

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    wow thank you for the advice I may just go follow that up
    Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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    Anya can i weld a lump of angle iron to your fishplate & chuck you in the Tyne?

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