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    Native Americans hunt OBL

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...rom=public_rss

    The unit, the Shadow Wolves, was recruited from several tribes, including the Navajo, Sioux, Lakota and Apache. It is being sent to Tajikistan and Uzbekistan to pass on ancestral sign-reading skills to local border units.

    In recent years, members of the Shadow Wolves have mainly tracked smugglers along the US border with Mexico.

    But the Taliban's resurgence in Afghanistan and the US military's failure to hunt down Osama bin Laden - still at large on his 50th birthday on Saturday - has prompted the Pentagon to requisition them.
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    "The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

    These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?

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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    A recce report from 49 Para/ LURP Company, militated against such a move as this. It favoured resurrecting 'The Molly Malones'.
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    Quote Originally Posted by Facey_Romford
    "The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

    These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?
    Nicolas in a fcuking cage.

    He couldn't act his way out of an open prison.
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyNewBlood

    In recent years, members of the Shadow Wolves have mainly tracked smugglers along the US border with Mexico.

    I suppose that means they followed tyre tracks........

    G:Tonto

    T:Yes Geronimo

    G:Heap big Ford pick up, pass um this way

    T:How can you tell

    G: Heap big oil stains on um ground, Heap big tyre tracks

    T: Bull Sh*tting (shurley shume mistake, don't you mean Sitting Bull?)

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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    They'd be far better employed hunting down and exterminating the people who took THEIR lands.
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    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Not difficult, John Wayne played most of them.
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    G: OK Tonto, we have a new mission. We are on a search to find the enemy of peace in the region.

    T: Heap big problem this Geronimo.

    G: Why is that Tonto.

    T: We sent to far away hunting grounds by 'The Man' . . .

    G: Yes, we have.

    T: I follow many heap tracks and spore.

    G: Good work my man.

    T: Tracks um all go to place where we just been sent from.

    G: Bugger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - 1776
    It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Facey_Romford
    "The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

    These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?
    They could make it a musical.

    Dances with wolves.
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    If this doesn't work, will the US government sioux? Sorry, not apache on mistersoft's puns. I'll get my Lakota...

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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    RIP Maurice Heakin.

    Last of the Mo Heakin's.
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    Huron a roll today mistersoft!

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    Was his girlfriend called Shy Anne?
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    If they don't was their feet will they be black foot
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    Re: Native Americans hunt OBL

    I wouldn't want to crow about it.
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