Discuss bras in Miscellaneous Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; "Dad, can i ask you something? "
"Sure! What about? "
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that i should own one. "
"And what is this 'one' you're referring ...
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"Dad, can i ask you something? "
"Sure! What about? "
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that i should own one. "
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to? "
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? "
"No. "
"My nipples are already prominent and it catches attention. "
"Nope. " "It will be just proper at my age... "
"I said no way...! " "But all of my friends wears...! "
"David! How many times shall i tell you that bras are for girls!? "
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Never underestimate the predictablility of stupidity.
Chosen job - cunt
10 meters swimming - passed
Driving licence - passed
Literacy - you can read this can't you?
Numeracy - 1+1=2
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Never underestimate the banality of the predictable punchline.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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And the award for this year's shitest joke goes to.......
Guests are requested not to feed the vampires.
I am gross and perverted.
Im obsessed and deranged.
I have existed for years but very little has changed.
Im the best you can get, have you guessed me yet?
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So when can I collect my award?.
Originally Posted by Blokeonabike 
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... sorry, there's an interruption to this year's award. This one is in the same class, but shorter and more succinct. Originally Posted by Blokeonabike
Knock, knock
Whos' there?
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Dr. Who (audience order trebles all round and pat each other on the back. Hollywood sign up the writer.)- Si dubitas, fuge.
- 08-06-2012, 17:14 #7
Being sat on a tank train to Poland for 3 days was funnier than that !
ARTE ET PARTY
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Coughing a little bit too vigorously and following through was funnier.
Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.
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Originally Posted by two-four-albert
SS or Wehrmacht?Cymru Am Byth.
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....or UK footie supporter backup?
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
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