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Discuss Bone Missus in Miscellaneous Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; Wife by text to husband at work: "Windows at home frozen - what shall I do?" Husband - "Spray on some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wait for it nearly there Wife a ...
  1. 26-05-2012, 13:30 #1
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    Bone Missus

    Wife by text to husband at work:





    "Windows at home frozen - what shall I do?"








    Husband - "Spray on some de-icer or pour hot water on them"













    Wait for it

















    nearly there












    Wife a few minutes later - "Done that, now the screens gone off and the keyboard won't work”.
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  2. 26-05-2012, 13:35 #2
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    Not the kind of bone I was hoping it would be.
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Cap_Badge.jpg

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  3. 26-05-2012, 13:39 #3
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    You know the rules, the story involves a female so tit shot please.
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  4. 26-05-2012, 13:51 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by wet_blobby View Post
    You know the rules, the story involves a female so tit shot please.
    Here`s one you may like off Looe beach yesterday ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Here`s one you may like off Looe beach yesterday ...
    I really need to see that when I'm on duty.

    Anyone got a spare tissue?
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  6. 26-05-2012, 14:39 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I really need to see that when I'm on duty.

    Anyone got a spare tissue?
    Any faxes yet ?
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    No faxes, but he's got a wierd email I wrote to a mate this morning that will hopefully amuse the wee lad for 5 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I really need to see that when I'm on duty.

    Anyone got a spare tissue?

    Use fax paper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CptDanjou View Post
    Use fax paper.
    It scratches my bell end.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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