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  1. 22-04-2012, 23:36 #1
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    Why can't bass players unlock a door ?





    Because they don't know what a key is.
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    Why can't Ciggie get a laugh?





    Because he doesn't know what a joke is!
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    What have keys got to do with Bass?
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