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Discuss Fabrice Muamba in Miscellaneous Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; The London Heart hospital have released a statement saying the excellent news is that Muamba can now breathe unaided, can recognise his team mates and has regained control of his limbs. Furthermore, he can assimilate ...
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    Smile Fabrice Muamba

    The London Heart hospital have released a statement saying the excellent news is that Muamba can now breathe unaided, can recognise his team mates and has regained control of his limbs. Furthermore, he can assimilate simple instructions and show his understanding of what's going on around him.
    Aston Villa are interested in a swap deal for Heskey....
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    Wayne Rooney visited Muamba in hospital.
    "The good news, is he can at least string a few coherent words together...."
    Said Fabrice.

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