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Discuss Birds at the Miscellaneous Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Winter is here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. Please go ...
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11-02-2012, 01:35 #1Senior Member
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Winter is here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. But just remember it's a bit early in the year to expect a swallow!
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Pads Brat, Semper Via
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11-02-2012, 02:31 #2Member
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I hope for summat a little different this year, maybe a Nuthatch, ive seen em in the forest but not my garden.
A mile'n'half is only 8 minutes hard work. fatty!
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11-02-2012, 12:43 #3Senior Member
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I know bird watching has it knockers but one of my friends is an avid twitcher. You should have heard him the other day - "Whoar. Look at that pair of tits.". He ejaculated.
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11-02-2012, 12:59 #4Senior Member
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I certainly will not, it saves money on feeding the dog.
"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."
Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.
Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............
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My wife said to me "I fancy getting a boob job, what do you think?? I answered just rub some toilet paper up and down your clevage for a few months.. she said will it work? Well just look at what its done for your arse!!!
I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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19-02-2012, 13:39 #6Senior Member
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In other news, the Kaiser signed the Armistice.
Originally Posted by zulusix
Fatarse likes this."Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"
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24-02-2012, 02:33 #7Senior Member
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The only way to attract a Great Tit is to look like there is a serious alimony in the birdbox.
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
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