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09-02-2012, 13:38 #1Senior Member
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What have Abu Quatada and Peter Andre got in common?
What have Abu Quatada and Peter Andre got in common? They both have been tortured by Jordan.
X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
Melon in face! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoB0GOI3bQ
Fightin'! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...phKlMv92A&NR=1
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09-02-2012, 13:48 #2Senior Member
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I used to have a little respect for you!
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?"
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09-02-2012, 13:50 #3Senior Member
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:O)) muhahaha it just made my colleagues laugh. Sure somneone else has made the same joke up by now. Its new to me. I felt quite witty for a few seconds.
Originally Posted by B_AND_T
X Factor Spoof! Safe for work! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qTYVnrhU_8
Melon in face! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoB0GOI3bQ
Fightin'! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...phKlMv92A&NR=1
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09-02-2012, 13:53 #4Senior Member
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I once stuck two fingers up at Abu Hamza but he turned a blind eye to it......... Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
Flame away chaps.Am I this awesome in person?
If I say yes I'm bragging.
If I say no I lying.
Go on, lick my post.
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09-02-2012, 14:04 #5Senior Member
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Delusions of wittyness I'm afraid Mr D. Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
However Jesus loves you!Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?"
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09-02-2012, 14:06 #6Senior Member
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Heard similar today, but ended in "They both don't want to be seen in Jordan" Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
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09-02-2012, 14:09 #7Senior Member
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Now that....was funny!!! off to change pants now!!!!! well done you! Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
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They should both be deported to a country that will torture and shoot them.
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And it would be funnier. Originally Posted by Tobers
Mattb likes this.Am I this awesome in person?
If I say yes I'm bragging.
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Go on, lick my post.
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Well it made me giggle - but then I don't get to the Comedy Store much these days...
( funny how so many Arrsers who have never dared post a funny themselves are keen to tell you what a throbber/loser you are if you do
.... go on you miserable bastards, give it go, see if you can make someone SMILE today....)
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