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Discuss Before you enter a Mosque.... at the Miscellaneous Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; 1. Shoes off 2. Socks off 3. Sawn off 4. Safety off...
  1. 07-02-2012, 19:19 #1
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    Before you enter a Mosque....

    1. Shoes off
    2. Socks off
    3. Sawn off
    4. Safety off
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  2. 07-02-2012, 19:21 #2
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    And then all heads off!
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    also big black dog off ...the lead
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    A car bomb was found outside a mosque in London yesterday.

    Dont panic the Police have managed to push it inside....

    he he!!
    I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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  5. 10-02-2012, 13:29 #5
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    Bottoms Up.....
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  6. 10-02-2012, 14:04 #6
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    What does a cricket bat and a towel have in common???


    Fuck all, but you wrap both round a p*kis head.....
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    I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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