Discuss Blonde Inventions at the Miscellaneous Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Top 10 blonde inventions
1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3)
Submarine screen ...
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Blonde Inventions
Top 10 blonde inventions
1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3)
Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable
dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10)
Waterproof tea bag
Stop whinging, You're supposed to bleed!
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How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??
tipex on the screen.....
I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
Senior Member
What do you call a well dressed and elegant Blonde in Manchester ?
A Scouse girl on a day out.
Senior Member
Man gives a rocket to his wife for her Birthday, wife asks, what's the rocket for, man says, you wanted space now fuck off!!! lol
Senior Member
My wife wanted something that goes from zero to 160 in 3 seconds...
so I bought her a set of scales...
I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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