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    Blonde Inventions

    Top 10 blonde inventions





    1) The waterproof towel

    2) Solar powered torch

    3)
    Submarine screen door

    4) A book on how to read

    5) Inflatable
    dart board

    6) A dictionary index

    7) Ejector seat in a helicopter


    Powdered water

    9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

    10)
    Waterproof tea bag
    Stop whinging, You're supposed to bleed!

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    How do you know if a blonde has been on your computer??

    tipex on the screen.....
    I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.

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    What do you call a well dressed and elegant Blonde in Manchester?

    A Scouse girl on a day out.

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    Man gives a rocket to his wife for her Birthday, wife asks, what's the rocket for, man says, you wanted space now fuck off!!! lol

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    My wife wanted something that goes from zero to 160 in 3 seconds...

    so I bought her a set of scales...
    I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.

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