- 30-09-2011, 21:14 #1
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- The Happy Farm, feeding the ducks.
Theoretically & Realistically.
A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his
father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and
His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-ho son.....go and ask
your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a million quid."
The boy trots off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she would!
She would sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
"OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same question."
The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she said she
So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your elder brother if
he'd sleep with David Beckham for a million pounds."
The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he would too!"
"Well there you have it, son," said his dad........
Theoretically, we could be sitting on three million quid.
Realistically, we're living with two tarts and a poof.I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.