- 27-09-2011, 21:54 #1
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- The Happy Farm, feeding the ducks.
Teacher asks the 7 to 8 year old kids what they did at playtime.
Sarah says, "I played in the sand pit."
Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate biscuit ."
She does and gets a biscuit. Teacher asks William what he did at playtime.
William says, "I played with Sarah in the sand pit."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate biscuit."
William does and gets a biscuit. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and William, but they threw stones at me."
Teacher says, "Threw stones at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. Go the blackboard and if you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate biscuit."I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
- 29-09-2011, 20:50 #2
The next day, the teacher played a similar game.
Teacher: Sarah, if you can make the correct sound for the animal I tell you, I'll give you a chocolate biscuit. Sarah, make the sound a sheep makes.
Sarah: Baa Baa, Miss!
Teacher: Very good, Sarah. here's a chocolate biscuit. William, can you make the sound of a horse?
William: Neigh, Neigh, Miss.
Teacher: Very good, William. A chocolate biscuit for you. Leroy-Winston, can you make the sound of a pig?
Leroy-Winston: Sure, Miss. Pigs go ' Freeze, Nigger!'