Thread: How to disable a T34 by hand
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01-03-2010, 14:56 #1
How to disable a T34 by hand
German WWII training film. The hilarity begins at about 1:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v:biggr...eature=related
I wonder how many German troops actually tried to do any of these things, especially when it was moving!There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And there are those that say: this glass is half empty.
The world belongs, however to those who can look at the glass and say: 'What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!'.
Terry Pratchett - The Truth
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01-03-2010, 14:59 #2
Re: How to disable a T34 by hand
I thought this was a thread about my old MT platoon. Proven to be able to VOR just about anything within minutes :D
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01-03-2010, 15:07 #3
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Still using that film at Vogelsang circa 1985 :D
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01-03-2010, 15:14 #4Senior Member
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Hmmm. An Aussie Bren gunner took out a T-34 a the Battle of Chongju, North Korea, 1950.
Britain's bloodiest post-WWII battle - the full story is told at last:
http://tothelastround.wordpress.com/
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01-03-2010, 15:16 #5
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Then go to the clips on 'Germany's Atom Bomb' and thence to 'Germany's Super Weapons'.
Re the first one, the U-235 shipment to Japan (which was intercepted) there was some initial confusion on the dockside as to whether crates labelled U-235 were meant to be loaded into U-234.Dr Johnson: 'Any man thinks less of himself for not having been a soldier, or not having been to sea.'
Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher of Kilverstone: 'Moderation in war is imbecility!'
Douglas MacArthur: 'There is no substitute for Victory!'
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01-03-2010, 15:21 #6
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I'm pretty sure that the "Blanket over the driver's hatch" was used in the very first episode of "Dad's Army".
Originally Posted by Speedy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_and_the_Hour
Unfortunately, Ican't find the episode on YouTube....Stonehenge! Duty Druid speaking, Sir!
This is Colonel Smith. Druid Jones, please.
Sorry, Sir. Druid Jones is off conducting a Bar Mitzvah.
Can druids do that?
We just have to remember the difference between a circumcision and a castration, Sir.
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01-03-2010, 18:20 #7Senior Member
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Re: How to disable a T34 by hand
On a similar note - how common was 'tank hunting' by infantry in general?
Sven Hassel (admittedly not the most accurate of historical sources) has men attacking tanks with mines/ bundles of grenades dozens of times in his books and he is allegedly a survivor of the Ostfront.
So, was it something that generally did happen with regularity or is it a bit of walting it up similar to modern tales of derring-do from Iraq/Afghan which involve desperate last stands armed only with a NAAFI fork against Zulu-like hordes of Taliban to impress young 'ladies' in the pub on POTL?
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01-03-2010, 18:47 #8Senior Member
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The Germans had a tank destruction award for infantrymen that had destroyed tanks. It also came in different levels to recognise how many you had destroyed so it must have been happening to some degree.
Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate
I don't know exactly what the criteria was so it may have covered ones destroyed using panzerfaust etc as well as leaping onto moving tanks with a stick grenade clenched in your teeth!The Provisional IRA has largely disarmed, though it prides itself on being an undefeated army: yet here the Shinners will see the British army marching through the streets of Belfast, thereby reminding people what an undefeated army really looks like, and worse, how utterly pointless the IRA war really was. (Irish Independent 22 Oct 200
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01-03-2010, 18:50 #9
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A Saracen was blinded in Creggan useing the tank sheet normaly carried rolled up on the wheel guard, it was then driven along Lonemoor road guided by the crew of a Sioux helicopter, it unfortunatly hit a number of parked car causing a great deal of damage to private property,
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01-03-2010, 18:59 #10
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The T 34 could be totally desroyed by placing a brandy bottle shaped charge on the track over the left hand road wheel.The skin of the tank at that point was thin, and behind it there was a rack of ammo
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01-03-2010, 19:02 #11Moderator

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Off you go then Klaus! I'll watch from this very safe distance
Originally Posted by Gungythree

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01-03-2010, 19:20 #12Senior Member
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Re: How to disable a T34 by hand
It would depend on the troops involved and there fear of tanks and who had the advantage.
Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate
http://www.btinternet.com/~ian.a.pat...#VillersbocageThe 1/7th Queen's slowly fought their way into Villers-Bocage and went "Tiger hunting" with their PIATs, while 6-pdr anti-tank guns waited to ambush any German tank that moved around the town.He's an absent-minded beggar,
and his weaknesses are great
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01-03-2010, 19:46 #13
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In an interview by sqt B Bramwell publised in the German Michael Wittmann book "Lt Bill cotten of the Queens took a German gas can and a few blankets and went out to destroy the panzers,Bill opened his umbrella on account of the rain, we must have been crazy.We went from Panzer to panzer( three Tigers and a MkIV) Bill with the open umbrella and blankets , and I with gas can.We soaked the blankets in gasoline and threw it into thr turret, followed by a match. Later we learned that the local fire brigade had come and tried to put the fire out, Probably out of the fear the tank would explode," of the four Tigers in Villeres Bocage all were knocked out by tank or anti tank gun, The other three Tigers in the area had already left under the command of SS-Untersturmfuhrer Hantusch in the direction of Caen
And to think, I had no Idea I could bring so much fun and frivolity to others
There are two types of people that dislike me,
the envious and the stupid
HAPPY NOW
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01-03-2010, 19:46 #14
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See here:
Originally Posted by LEGZ30
http://www.wehrmacht-awards.com/war_...ingle_tank.htm
Not a good idea to share a trench with Ob.Lt. Viezenz!Every free man owes his country the knowledge of how to defend it.
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01-03-2010, 19:53 #15Senior Member
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Re: How to disable a T34 by hand
The tank-blowing caper seems to have been a right dodgy affair. I saw what happened to that one geezer with his "sticky bomb" in "Saving Ryan's Privates". But fair play to that Boxheed with his arm full of awards.
MsG
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