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    Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Not sure if this should be in "Cooking" or here. Sitting last night egg yolk bursting out of sarnie and youngest looks at me and asks, where does the "banjo" of egg/bacon/jam banjo come from? And also is it only cooked stuff 'cos I've never heard of a jam banjo only a buttie.

    Which then led me to what other names are out there and where did they come from?

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Mate... Easy one... The Banjo comes from the actions on biting into soft yoke and discovering half of it down your front then moving your arm like your playing a banjo to try and clean it off... Would expect its the same for jam or any other runny substance.
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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    When you get extremely hot runny egg on your fingers what does your hand do?

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Quote Originally Posted by wingboy
    When you get extremely hot runny egg on your fingers what does your hand do?
    Grips the slop's throat.
    "He spat into my bottom. Acrid, nicotine tainted saliva. I felt sullied, dirty and ashamed, Surprisingly though, it also made my nipples go hard."

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Quote Originally Posted by FiveAlpha
    Quote Originally Posted by wingboy
    When you get extremely hot runny egg on your fingers what does your hand do?
    Grips the slop's throat.
    Come Mrs Gargery, let us have a taste of that savoury pork pie and see if we may do it some justice!!!

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Quote Originally Posted by fatcakes
    Mate... Easy one... The Banjo comes from the actions on biting into soft yoke and discovering half of it down your front then moving your arm like your playing a banjo to try and clean it off... Would expect its the same for jam or any other runny substance.
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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    So the answer is....

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    And the next one is .....screech! :D

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bugsy
    And the next one is .....screech! :D

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    Next subject...Stating the bleeding obvious
    Come Mrs Gargery, let us have a taste of that savoury pork pie and see if we may do it some justice!!!

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stgulfmac
    So the answer is....
    ...........to use the fcuking search function.

    Some boring shite about scoff
    "He spat into my bottom. Acrid, nicotine tainted saliva. I felt sullied, dirty and ashamed, Surprisingly though, it also made my nipples go hard."

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Yep saw all that esp the bit about rubbing it of a la 'banjo playing' but still getting wah statements. Any one know the origins for real?

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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Er. That is the real origin.


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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    I thought it came from the Australian Banjo Patterson?
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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    Bloody convicts will try to claim the credit for anything. Worse than the Jocks, and that's saying something. "Och aye we invented the telephone, and the barrel and the decimal point and the Television and the word scrotum and the solar system, the noo".
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    Re: Where do military nicknames for stuff come from?

    I donlt buy the joke explanation about fanning the dribbly egg. I suspect its a word from soke oriental language sounding like Banjo but meaning sandwich.

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