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Discuss CDT & "Willy Watching" in Military Discipline on The Army Rumour Service; Article of interest as explained: AUAF - Urology A-Z - Problems Urinating in Public (Paruresis)...
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    CDT & "Willy Watching"


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    Are you taking the piss?
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    The thing is most Squaddies can't complain about pissing in public as they spend a lot of time marking their existance all round the world urinating once pissed...mainly outside kebab and Gyros schnellies.
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    Here's what CMD sees when he's willy watching:

    "YOU - Assume the position!"



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    Distinctly annoying when bladder forms its own consciousness, folds its arms in a huff - Organ Liberation Front
    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

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    There is nothing worse than getting yourself ready and thinking you can take a piss then getting to the toilet and suddenly going all shy.

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    Been there, done not that, hidden from the video.
    "YOU - Assume the position!"



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    I find it quite difficult to piss in those little cups, unless they put it on a table the other side of the gym, priapism isn't all fun you know.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    Here's what CMD sees when he's willy watching:

    I wonder who was the first MP to get his dick out in Parliament, Jeremy Thorpe perhaps. I tried searching hansard for "would the honourable member for * please put his dishonourable member away!" but without sucess.

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