ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Buzz** · 18-04-2012, 20:42

So just what did they find?

Was it bottle's of piss?

Sheets so spunk encrusted that you have to break them with a toffee hammer first to get a good nights sleep?

**old_n_fat** · 18-04-2012, 20:43

Originally Posted by Stinky

found it not to their high standards

How would you describe the state of the room?

Are you a renowned reesty fucker and they new that they would be able to ping you.

Why did you fvck off and leave your room in honk order?

All more relevant questions, will we get answers?

PrinceAlbert · 18-04-2012, 20:44

I stole the Guardroom bell on my class 1. I chucked it under my bed.

At lunch break there was a little love-note on my pillow saying "report to the razzman." Low and behold the bell had gone.

I took the bell back to the guardroom, gave it to the duty screw. Thankfully nothing more was said, and I got no punishment, as I'm a good egg.

**Stinky** · 18-04-2012, 22:18

I'd rather keep info to the min to avoid indentifing myself, knowing my luck my plt sgt is probably reading this and would love to educate me about ticking on the interweb. After further research i've found anyone entering a room needs permission from the QM (apprently) says the RMPs. I'm just on a major ticking session at the moment.

**jimmys_best_mate** · 18-04-2012, 22:19

Presumably the inspection was part of the standard pre-stand down routine and published on Part Ones? I'd have thought you wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

**vampireuk** · 27-04-2012, 08:54

Originally Posted by Stinky

I'd rather keep info to the min to avoid indentifing myself, knowing my luck my plt sgt is probably reading this and would love to educate me about ticking on the interweb. After further research i've found anyone entering a room needs permission from the QM (apprently) says the RMPs. I'm just on a major ticking session at the moment.

Nonsense, the CQMS will often go around rooms checking for damages and general cleanliness. As long as there are two people entering the room they are fine to do so. And with Z type accomodation it's not exactly difficult to keep it relatively clean. If they walk into a room and it looks tidy they will have no reason to toss an AGAI your way. Just hoover the floor, don't have rubbish laying around and pop all your clothing into the locker. It cannot get any simpler than that.

**danny842003** · 27-04-2012, 13:46

How hard is it to keep your Z type looking decent? I take it you've never lived on any camps with shit accom and dont know how good you have it.

**vampireuk** · 27-04-2012, 16:16

Originally Posted by danny842003

How hard is it to keep your Z type looking decent? I take it you've never lived on any camps with shit accom and dont know how good you have it.

Our old block at my last unit wound up getting three inspections daily because of the admin cases that resided there. Although the inspections for a couple of us was a natter with the provost staff to waste some time. I was rather glad I was posted on promotion to that place.