ARmy Rumour SErvice

**dogs_bollox** · 15-06-2012, 08:27

Must've been for Warrant Officers as it's WAY to complex for use by H'officers or enlisted men !

Even 'Them' would be flummoxed trying to remember what was in which pocket in a firefight

**brighton hippy** · 15-06-2012, 08:39

B,ut do you salute the wearer of said item

?

**dogs_bollox** · 15-06-2012, 08:45

I think you should as watchint them knock themselves out trying to salute back would be priceless !

I've heard of the phrase "two boys fighting under a blanket" used to describe lovely chesticles but for this jacket "a sea of seething masses bobbing about" might better describe the effect this smock would send out !

**wet_blobby** · 15-06-2012, 08:53

The "forget me not" smock.

Try finding/remembering which pocket something important like your zippo is in. Hard enough to do with a normal smock and a pair of trousers with a thigh pocket.

**Rikki_Tikki_Tavi** · 15-06-2012, 09:08

Surely with 19 pockets, it must be a proffesional walting jacket?

**dogs_bollox** · 15-06-2012, 09:29

Originally Posted by Rikki_Tikki_Tavi

Surely with 19 pockets, it must be a proffesional walting jacket?

There is an inevitable and undeniable logic to your statement !

**sandmanfez** · 15-06-2012, 09:31

Its a ridiculously over-complicated, walts wet-dream. All its missing is loops for crossbow bolts.
I bet it stinks of beer, fags, failure and mums cooking.