Typical! Suns out and I'm going to bed. I was off Mon-wed and it was either freezing, blowing a gale, pissing it down or combinations of each. I...

I'm happy to pay to keep them locked up for years, only to see an horizon on telly or a magazine. Hopefully until they despair and try suicide. Then...

Cruisedumb, any advice on how to deal with Muslamic ray guns according this guy they're becoming an issue.

Isn't a double tap meant to be two rapid shots? Cruisedumb, are you using Flintlocks?

Oh look the gun nut double tapped me.

Have you heard of google? Its quite quick. 14 minutes is quick for you? Do you type with your feet?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/03/nyregion/03shot.html?_r=0

Woah fella thats harsh

The fact they survived is pure chance, they were shot hurriedly as they charged the cops. Cops are trained to shoot center mass until target drops.

Barry makes Syria look like a fun family friendly holiday destination. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

Aye

My bold. That's more like it. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

Whats the recommended caliber for Scooters? Whats your plan if the jihadinutters go to bigger vehicles? Say BMW X5

Does .40 stop a ton and half of car smashing into you?

True :winkrazz:

Didn't shoot to kill? They are trained to shoot center mass until the target drops, no "Shoot to wound" or do you believe that as they were being...

Surely, more in keeping with Arrse would be a "Cock" button?

The only good thing about Bouncebanana being on here is I know hes not out and about bothering normal people.

Bugger! I even got the black nasty out to tape her up. Er, er, I mean tape the piggy back up. Oh shit! I meant the piggy bank. Ah bollocks, who am I...

I'd better sell my shares in Cillit Bang, Domestos and Brasso before the news hits the stock exchange. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

RIP Ord, do we know who he left his vast wealth to? Cunt owed me ten million quid. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Im currently torn between getting a sprint or vfr Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

I'm sure he will wank himself into oblivion around a real bomb the pitless creature Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Not them. The ex maybe. She deserves it but alas, I won't be going all green jacket on her. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

No. It should be in my inbox.

Try a week without it. Trust me. I am the Queen of Snot. Also Loratadine works. Don't buy the posh stuff. Have you had your sinuses...

Have you stopped having dairy products?

I thought you were going to say all of the CSA.

That fucking grumpy cat that has infected faceache Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)