I like annoying the Jocks and giving them a full debrief on Hols4Heroes.

HSBC are obviously watching Eastenders. I'll put some pennies in tomorrow.

I called some wet bottom in the RLC thread about sideburns a crying cunt, which he was. You can't speak to me. I've been naughty.

If anyone has got a dog with a dodgy eye, I've just discovered 3 bottles of Isopto Plain 0.5% still in date. Free to a good home.

I'm tagged already for being abusive to the RLC. That's why I don't leave the house. The alarmythingy on my tag makes my ears hurt.

Yup. I wasn't as naughty as the other people though. I bet fuck all happens to them. <<Sits in the corner with a big D on her head>>

Oh oh, I've been naughty again. Woops, I'm sorry, I was just playing with the gang*. I promise not to scribble any more. I'd send you a PM but...

How are they going to buy pizza and coffee?

Change banks.

Have you thought about joining Capita and being part of the Recruiting Team?

You all know Paton is a sock puppet, asking for bites, don't you? I'm not biting, but he's obviously into the finer things of life, like the...

Only if the cunt keeps crying.

Because you can't.

I've been dying to ask if she wants to earn some hard money today? On her back+a bit of lezzie+a few clunge shots+squirt & spurt+ lots of yes, yes,...

I know, I know!!!!!!!

33? She must have had a hard paper round. I've been dying to post that since this morning, but was playing nice.

I'm still writing my list. If you think your name isn't on it, PM me.

He works for Avon. It's a sweetie watch. 400 sales of lipstick and he gets the pants and bra as a bonus.

Take your mum.

Monday evening, almost 1800hrs, I am eagerly awaiting my "Can I speak to the homeowner?" conversation with "Steve" from HPS. Tonight, Matthew,...

Dont be cheeky.

Apparently it's a fake and a set up for an advert. Philip Schofield said so on telly this morning, so it must be true.

Don't bother. No, seriously, don't bother.