Bridge on the River Kwai. Still a good filum.

You're bringing chocolate? Awweeessoooommmme!

I think it's a change for the better though - No idea what the two part prac is like, but the CBT and theory won't have changed much. Check the...

If you are aged 24 or over you can take the direct access route - CBT, theory, practical all within 2 years for cat A licence. ...

You will have to retake the CBT if you didn't do the theory and practical before the two year expiry date - there - that better?

Let me google that for you

S'alright Noddy!

Argos £189 250gb console Or try Sainsburys/tesco but they only usually have the 4gb in stock

Aww you lost all your baby milk teeth? *snigger*

At least you'd have more to talk about with the Reich.......Twilight fans don't seem to have the ability to speak, just drool. (Mlllllllaaaaarrrr)

Sounds great. I'm in love.

Just how short are we talking here? And yes; I'd watch. And point. And laugh.

Well she gets an education of sorts.

Christ, I hope you at least give it a rinse under the tap first!

Well if no-one else turns up, more free food and beer for me!!!!

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Get a room you two!

50 Shades of Tat. "Justine" is a far better read.

Well they'll be hanging by her knees before long. Blergh. Two fried eggs!

I'll volunteer to assist!

Well there won't be much washing up to do at this rate!

Do I need a passport to travel that far north?

You're too kind.

I want new rocks for my bowl.

BBQ RULES Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do...

I find those excessive ticket games a bit tedious. But then I get bored very easily.....