Yeah I think I know the model you're talking about. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

I misread the thread title. Imagine my disappointment. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Old lovey here looks reasonably tidy... Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Mines got the common rail turbo motor. It pulls like a teenage boy. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Smart cars are gayer than a very gay thing. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Are you still poor? Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

I don't recall a strange Scottish bloke hanging around the yard? The Isuzu isn't a bad old beast. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or...

I can't read it through the wall of bitter tears. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Number is diverted to the boss,who switches his phone to silent. Fill your boots. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Easy, goon bags instead of bottles. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Not only was he a sex offender, he was the people's sex offender. Sorry, I just get a bit emotional at these times... Posted from the ARRSE...

A penis enlarger with built-in automatic alibi generator.

I also resemble a derro. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Kan't these krass kunts kontrol themselves? It's kuite kringeworthy, and as soon as I kould, I'd khange it. Edit; kee kow ktupid it kooks?

I laughed like a drain at that one. Seriously though, no insurance company in their right mind would insure a home there. Posted from the...

You'd think they'd catch on then... Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

ROPs again? Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Fuck me dead, you lot pay your bludgers well. I worked out roughly that a single person would get about £780 p/m here from centrelink. Posted...

That's fucking mental. And this is supposed to be a bank? Everyone knows its the Jews taking over the world. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile...

I imagine you'd use your mudbutton like an ink well. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Not sure I could draw a spinning fan. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Before or after it's switched on?

I may provide an illustration of old lovey with the aforementioned pedestal fan. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

Have the harpies of Mumsnet been unleashed on this virago? She's just the sort of toilet for which the phrase 'unfuck your attitude' was coined,...

That's Kent Police you're thinking of.

You would've been masturbating over Paul Mcartney posters when you were her age. Spotty teenage girls love gay boy bands. Posted from the...

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