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Like a belt fed wombat!

It means fuck all with out pictures!

Poor Digger :salut:

EODMatt is definitely dead, you know....

Just click here old chum. ...

I was alerted by the words "Idiot's Guide" and I just couldn't help myself!

Step 1: Download IrfanView IrfanView 4.35 Download - TechSpot and install it. Step 2: Open the image you want to upload Step 3: Resize it to...

You really are a retard.

So you were too pissed to realise that it wasn't Vince Cable sat opposite you? Fucking lightweight.

Any how am away on the lash now,so fuck you,you grief whores.

Mmm, Isla Fisher....

Well for a start I have a wash in the morning.what exactly do you want me to do?pretend to be someone else like a lot of the cunts on here.

Only if you promise to punch Vince Cable in the face next time you two are out on the lash!

Aye, I'z fulluwin yer exampul.

Aye coz you're just a fucking cock.

There's no pubs in Widnes Crem. You're delusional.

Hang on a minute - this babbling hermer is in no gang of mine!

I meant your gang Steve.i weigh thirteen stone eight,and its not like you are standing in front of me is it.remember as you keep saying its the...

Seeing as your gang consists entirely of you and Zero_Over I'll pass thanks. I now have a mental picture of you swinging punches in front of your...

Well I hope it doesn't stop you from sleeping.

I don't have any homeless chums either.

Well why would I give a fuck about what you think.daft cunt.

I don't even like cider!

City of Norwich Aviation Museum. Hold on... did I just get fella'd?

Ha.steven as you pointed out.This is internetshire.look back through some of you're own shite:) do you want to be in my gang,whilst porridge gun...

Who is this total cheeser? Get back under your bridge before your homeless chums drink your cider, you utter utter cunt.

That was awfully white of him. I may have to have a read now.

didn't they have some big airborne laser thing MI6 sorted out? we know they were behind all the wmds we invaded dirkadirkastan to deal with....