I bet he never fixed as much as Savile did.

Mmm, a poorly chosen turn of phrase. Maybe 'under every stone' would be more apposite. But cheers for giving me the inside track ;-)

I used to think that there was an almost hysterical paranoia about paedos. But it seems that there really is one behind every bush.

Isn't this a bit of a hoary old chestnut which crops up from time to time- the sensitivity of the French to the belittlement of their language? I...

I like this and I'm trying to think of a reason why I need one (and no I'm not going on holiday in Cyprus- for any twat who might suggest...

What? Pound notes and half pennies or proper old...

Didn't the BBC televise this? Seriously though, sword (bayonet) fighting would seem to be an odd activity to try and make into a refined sport (if...

I'm glad I've got a wheelie chair, it saves me a lot of walking.

Mate, all those smackheads and crackheads out there are wasting their money. The best drug in the world is adrenaline, and it's absolutely free.

Sounds like she's good at giving deep throaters...