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About Krazy_Ivan

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A very silly place.
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Rugby, drinking and whatever else I can get away with.
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Systems Engineer
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ex-army

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"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."

Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.

Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............

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  1. phil245
    phil245 liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : All Coppers Are Bastards
    I had a busy afternoon at work a couple of weeks ago, busy reading one of Brian Lumley's "Necroscope" books; there was a big fucking fly orbiting my swede, a moment or two later it landed on my desk....
    Liked On: Yesterday, 17:56
  2. Bladensburg
    Bladensburg liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Forces Chiefs get £50m perks cut
    I can't help but feel that this is a false economy, our senior officers and senior civil servants need the space and quiet normally found in business or first class, they are not like most of us whos...
    Liked On: 18-06-2013, 19:27
  3. swampmonster
    swampmonster liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Forces Chiefs get £50m perks cut
    I can't help but feel that this is a false economy, our senior officers and senior civil servants need the space and quiet normally found in business or first class, they are not like most of us whos...
    Liked On: 18-06-2013, 14:55
  4. FrosteeMARIA
    FrosteeMARIA liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Console Wars!
    Struggling to make a choice, my 360 went critical and died (13 days out of warranty.....), my PS3 is currently spot-on so don't really want to make that choice. As I work as an ex-pat in Afghanistan,...
    Liked On: 18-06-2013, 14:34
  5. Busterdog
    Busterdog liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Forces Chiefs get £50m perks cut
    I can't help but feel that this is a false economy, our senior officers and senior civil servants need the space and quiet normally found in business or first class, they are not like most of us whos...
    Liked On: 18-06-2013, 13:23
  6. DavidCameron
    DavidCameron liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Forces Chiefs get £50m perks cut
    I can't help but feel that this is a false economy, our senior officers and senior civil servants need the space and quiet normally found in business or first class, they are not like most of us whos...
    Liked On: 18-06-2013, 06:41
  7. ObnoxiousJockGit
    ObnoxiousJockGit liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : North Korea proposes high-level talks with U.S.
    I suppose it's just like a drunk/madman having an argument with himself, as long as he's not really bothering anyone he gets left alone.
    Liked On: 16-06-2013, 10:39
  8. LEFTY478
    LEFTY478 liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Arrogance of the Wealthy Landowner
    Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein rock.
    Liked On: 15-06-2013, 00:26
  9. Maple
    Maple liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Lets have a look at you then.......!!!!
    Haifa, Israel, 1979. I'm the small child, not the young woman (she's my mother).
    Liked On: 19-05-2013, 12:39
  10. muzzleflash
    muzzleflash liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Stupid people doing stupid things - seen today.
    I like watching people whilst I eat.......... Whilst enjoying my rather fine lunch at DFAC 1 in Kaia today, I watched a rather large American chap collect his sandwich from the wee Indian chef...
    Liked On: 17-05-2013, 20:25
  11. Davetheclown
    Davetheclown liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Stupid people doing stupid things - seen today.
    I like watching people whilst I eat.......... Whilst enjoying my rather fine lunch at DFAC 1 in Kaia today, I watched a rather large American chap collect his sandwich from the wee Indian chef...
    Liked On: 17-05-2013, 00:40
  12. HE117
    HE117 liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Oldest Kit still in general use....
    HE117, I trust you mean 6' table? I can't imagine what use a 6" one would be unless you often have Lilliputians to dinner!
    Liked On: 22-04-2013, 09:32
  13. billybongo
    billybongo liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Oldest Kit still in general use....
    HE117, I trust you mean 6' table? I can't imagine what use a 6" one would be unless you often have Lilliputians to dinner!
    Liked On: 22-04-2013, 06:56
  14. jimmys_best_mate
    jimmys_best_mate liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Which is the most crap Regimental/Corps Museum?
    Ha, that's just reminded me of when I was in phase 1 training, you know the week 5 point where you display your salutes (left, right, front etc.) & are then asked 'Corps related questions' by the...
    Liked On: 14-04-2013, 08:21
  15. Lardbeast
    Lardbeast liked post by Krazy_Ivan On thread : Crimes Against Food
    When I worked for Thales a couple of years ago I was based with 2 YORKS at their OMLT just outside Bastion, one of my Romanian colleagues was told by the Ops Room staff and the RSO in particular -...
    Liked On: 25-01-2013, 19:03
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