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Rugby, drinking and whatever else I can get away with.
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Systems Engineer
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ex-army

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"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."

Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.

Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............

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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by skintboymike On thread : Stuart Hazell Goes Guilty
    It's hard to see how, in this modern day of DNA testing and advanced questioning techniques, it took them this long to determine his guilt. Just look at him ffs - with a grid like his, how could he...
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by vampireuk On thread : the rifles chosen man course
    My favourite game was drink along with Sharpe. Anytime he said bloody bastard or bugger you had to do a shot, by the end of Sharpe's rifles I was on my way to a&e. Sent from my HTC Wildfire S...
    Liked On: 13-05-2013, 10:58
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by phil245 On thread : Bonding with Son
    I used to sing this to my kids when they were babies, When they went to nursery school, the teachers there had some questions for my wife as to what they were singing. The cookoo is a funny bird...
    Liked On: 12-05-2013, 06:42
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by BuckFelize On thread : Pork found in Halal Burgers
    I wonder what the Islamic world of armed lunatic militancy will do when they find out that the Russian and Chinese suppliers they've been getting their 7.62 from have been greasing their rounds with...
    Liked On: 12-05-2013, 05:56
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Excognito On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    Orcs are roaming freely across our lands. Unchecked, unchallenged, posing at will. Orcs bearing the white hand of Saruman!
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 13:40
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by JoeCivvie On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    I almost thought the guy with him (the one wearing the Yorkshire pudding beret) was Clive Anderson, but then I saw his mouth was shut so knew it couldn't be him.
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 13:19
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Boumer On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    Modern grooming standards are shite. Check at the Armed peeler on the right. That moustache says "Do no mess with me" in a way balaclavas cannot match.
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 13:12
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Wag Tail On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    Is he one of those things on a spring which pops up after you stick it down. Don't fancy what you'd have to lick to keep him down though
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 11:07
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Dossbag On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    SMASH!! uuhhh..... :scratch:
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 07:45
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by JoeCivvie On thread : Search for an Un-Ally Star.
    The German team was disqualified from the Polo Match.
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 07:39
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Tricky1982 On thread : Things that annoy me as i approach 60
    Yeah that pisses me off, I'm in my early 30's, I'm slim, fit and full of energy, but other cunts my age and even those in their mid twenties moan about how old they are or are getting, and some...
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 06:44
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Arte_et_Marte On thread : Telltale signs of a squaddie blag
    On the other side of the fence. Ex ACC is now a bank teller. Robber: "I want two bags of money." Teller: "You can fuck off. You're having one."
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 06:19
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Buttmaster General On thread : Telltale signs of a squaddie blag
    TAC signs marking the getaway route.
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 06:18
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by lert On thread : Telltale signs of a squaddie blag
    I imagine the combat indicators would be the rozzers waiting outside for the blaggers to rock up. They'll have been tipped off by a thread on a military themed website: Blud1234: 'Hello all, im...
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 06:18
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    Krazy_Ivan liked post by Skunkmiester On thread : Telltale signs of a squaddie blag
    Robber: ‘Right then, who has got drawers full of money? Put your fucking hands down, I will nominate………….. (pussers pointing to the cashier number 1 ) You,……yes you with the tear streaked mascara....
    Liked On: 09-05-2013, 06:17
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