"God makes me feel pain because I cheat at darts."

Shacks, pub in Krefeld where you got a Steak breakfast after being on the piss all night in CK's, 2000.

Said shortly after approaching the dartboard to retrieve his darts, violently sneezing, which caused him to headbutt the wall & then twatting his head off a wall lamp when his head came back up. The cheating cunt...............