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Fair one, still sounds like something I should look into.
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Shut it...you slag! Actually, it will be a West mids accent tainted by 12 years in a Jock regiment then 20 years in Kent.... Could be interesting!
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True, but those leading in this are the CPS. Who remembers when a broken nose went from ABH to Common Assault? Or an ADMISSION, on Feckin Tape, for...
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She lied. As far as FOI requests go, you are correct.
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I'm in full agreement.
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Great shame however, chasing effing targets has always been a problem in Kent.
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Well, that's not very feckin tyrannical is it?
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Damn, Legs beat me to it!
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Haven't the MODs, in a tyrannical, dictatorial fit of pique disabled Gifs for the time being?
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That might not work either. I've got a mate who has the CGM. On the advice of his insurers his bling is safely locked away and he wears an ebay set...
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Mostly??? It's all utter shite!
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In the UK cautions are disclosable, he will also have been printed, DNA'd and photographed.
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