You don't get out much do you? Single?

Yew tree

Can't really help you there mate, me being TA 'n' all.

Qaranc

If you got bored of kicking a ball for an hour once a week then perhaps the regular army isn't for you son. Especially as it caused you an injury.

It was OK.

I like the Mickey Mousers. I've had a couple of great nights out there too, I found them friendly. You should try a night out in Clapton E6. ...