That's right up there with Gray's Elegy in a Country Churchyard. Truly beautiful prose

How much would it cost for the pleasure of my company?

Slow cookers and ox-tail. A marriage made in heaven.

He should get his own cash. Lazy fucker

Shirley it would be easier to drink champagne from a glass, wouldn't it just keep running out of the finger holes? Or is my council estate...

I worked with the SG in BBK - mid '80s and was quite surprised that the Badge was a Cockerney. Nice enough bloke though

No Mainly because 108 Sqn AAC does not exist

It was - and it was the "TUP THREE" in the middle that made it most enjoyable

Was the Ensign wearing para wings? He looked a bit young to be an ex-ranker. But then I'm so feckin' old that the Pope's are getting to look like...

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