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Today, 21:31

Tinman74 replied to a thread So what made PrinceAlbert reach for the Arrse Mess Webley? in The NAAFI Bar

It figures, he looks like that fat bloke from..... Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Today, 21:25

Tinman74 replied to a thread So what made PrinceAlbert reach for the Arrse Mess Webley? in The NAAFI Bar

I thought he tightens nuts? Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Today, 21:20

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

No. A flump. See-how-many-you-can fit-in-your-pie hole- at the cinema kind of game.

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Today, 21:14

Tinman74 replied to a thread So what made PrinceAlbert reach for the Arrse Mess Webley? in The NAAFI Bar

That's why the fucking directional object of shut cunt hates you! Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Today, 21:10

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Stick a fork in me, etc,.......etc.....

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Today, 21:04

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

Bunch of fucking women.....lightweights, etc,....etc......

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Today, 21:01

Tinman74 replied to a thread So what made PrinceAlbert reach for the Arrse Mess Webley? in The NAAFI Bar

Aye. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Today, 20:54

Ritch replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

Calm down woman! I usually take the offenders off the list after a day or two. I banned that lot earlier as they completely ruined the game. Me &...

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Today, 20:47

Tinman74 replied to a thread So what made PrinceAlbert reach for the Arrse Mess Webley? in The NAAFI Bar

Nah mate, he is just a worn out cunt, once was Intresting but now is shit, predictable, ginger and a person of intrest to Op Yewtree! Posted...

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Today, 19:30

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

Ritchie - we need to have a word about this ban list. It'll be just me, you and Cas if we're not careful!

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Today, 19:25

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Your ferkin loss mate, I am TOASTED!

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Today, 18:50

Ritch replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

I've had to attach a few more names to the ban list. Me and Cas were stuck in our spawn whilst the other team just lobbed rockets and belt-fed fire...

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Today, 16:38

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Christ even the dog's got bored and wandered off!

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Today, 14:14

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Well we have the beers out in the garden so we'll let you off.....this time.... You lot don't know what you're missing. Naked barbecue.

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Today, 11:26

bigbird67 replied to a poll The killing of the Soldier in London is... in Current Affairs, News and Analysis

Are we absolutely SURE that Ord_Sgt is dead? This has more than a slight whiff of Toilet Duck "Zombie rugby could be a lot better, but they...

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Today, 09:20

bigbird67 replied to a thread The Woolwich Two in The NAAFI Bar

Oh goody...that means they got shot in the guts.....THAT means colostomy bags which will be fun in prison.....that ALSO means their little botty...

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Today, 06:23

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Wish I'd got the camera ready, the look on your face was priceless! You didn't get to read the back of the coin either, so you owe us both a beer!!!

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Today, 05:37

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

I feel your pain!

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Today, 02:36

Ritch replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

Ha! Thanks. Typical! Had a late one as I couldn't sleep, battled on Seine Crossing for a good half hour and then I lag out. So I've missed a very...

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Today, 00:12

jumpinjarhead replied to a thread ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking

Yes he is one of the lucky one's. I was not personally involved but the group I volunteer for got him to safety.

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Yesterday, 23:55

jumpinjarhead replied to a thread ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking

After rescuing a family from a house fire: Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Yesterday, 23:23

Miner replied to a thread Women you fancy that you shouldn't in The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes Back

Barry makes Syria look like a fun family friendly holiday destination. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

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Yesterday, 23:12

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

But you are pretty! :)

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Yesterday, 21:45

Miner replied to a thread RIP Ord_Sgt in The NAAFI Bar

My bold. That's more like it. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

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Yesterday, 20:39

Ritch replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

I'll try. I'm pretty bloody dopey though! And before anyone starts...

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Yesterday, 20:03

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

It does happen on that map !!! come play later!

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Yesterday, 20:00

FrosteeMARIA replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

Well I'm here, and I brought sunshine with me. We've harassed Eric at work, (he really doesn't look old enough to be at work!) he denied his identity...

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Yesterday, 19:38

Ritch replied to a thread Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software

Had enough of BF3. Got trapped in the spawn for 20 minutes on Seine before I quit. You just couldn't move. Spawn, dead repeat a trillion times. ...

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Yesterday, 19:20

Miner replied to a thread Bluestone 42 Cast Raising Money for Felix Fund in RLC

Bugger! I even got the black nasty out to tape her up. Er, er, I mean tape the piggy back up. Oh shit! I meant the piggy bank. Ah bollocks, who am I...

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Yesterday, 19:16

Miner replied to a thread RIP Ord_Sgt in The NAAFI Bar

I'd better sell my shares in Cillit Bang, Domestos and Brasso before the news hits the stock exchange. Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.

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