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Today, 13:17

The_Snail replied to a thread ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking

If anyone has got a dog with a dodgy eye, I've just discovered 3 bottles of Isopto Plain 0.5% still in date. Free to a good home.

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Today, 13:06

The_Snail replied to a thread Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar

I'm tagged already for being abusive to the RLC. That's why I don't leave the house. The alarmythingy on my tag makes my ears hurt.

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Today, 12:55

The_Snail replied to a thread Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar

Yup. I wasn't as naughty as the other people though. I bet fuck all happens to them. <<Sits in the corner with a big D on her head>>

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Today, 12:49

The_Snail replied to a thread Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar

Oh oh, I've been naughty again. Woops, I'm sorry, I was just playing with the gang*. I promise not to scribble any more. I'd send you a PM but...

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Today, 12:08

The_Snail replied to a thread Cheque book for deployment in Finance

How are they going to buy pizza and coffee?

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Today, 11:55

The_Snail replied to a thread Cheque book for deployment in Finance

Change banks.

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Today, 01:30

The_Snail replied to a thread Left the army, don't miss it! in The NAAFI Bar

Have you thought about joining Capita and being part of the Recruiting Team?

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Today, 01:23

The_Snail replied to a thread Liverpool in The NAAFI Bar

You all know Paton is a sock puppet, asking for bites, don't you? I'm not biting, but he's obviously into the finer things of life, like the...

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Yesterday, 18:43

The_Snail replied to a thread Why can't we have big sideburns in RLC

Only if the cunt keeps crying.

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Yesterday, 18:39

The_Snail replied to a thread Why can't we have big sideburns in RLC

Because you can't.

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Yesterday, 18:35

The_Snail replied to a thread I'm Too Pretty To Work in The NAAFI Bar

I've been dying to ask if she wants to earn some hard money today? On her back+a bit of lezzie+a few clunge shots+squirt & spurt+ lots of yes, yes,...

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Yesterday, 18:30

The_Snail replied to a thread I'm Too Pretty To Work in The NAAFI Bar

I know, I know!!!!!!!

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Yesterday, 18:07

The_Snail replied to a thread I'm Too Pretty To Work in The NAAFI Bar

33? She must have had a hard paper round. I've been dying to post that since this morning, but was playing nice.

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Yesterday, 17:56

The_Snail replied to a thread Who would you hit in the face with a shovel in The NAAFI Bar

I'm still writing my list. If you think your name isn't on it, PM me.

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Yesterday, 17:49

The_Snail replied to a thread Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar

He works for Avon. It's a sweetie watch. 400 sales of lipstick and he gets the pants and bra as a bonus.

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Yesterday, 17:45

The_Snail replied to a thread proof of ID at selection in Regular Soldier Recruitment

Take your mum.

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Yesterday, 17:37

The_Snail replied to a thread Pointless and inane comment thread in The NAAFI Bar

Monday evening, almost 1800hrs, I am eagerly awaiting my "Can I speak to the homeowner?" conversation with "Steve" from HPS. Tonight, Matthew,...

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Yesterday, 17:02

The_Snail replied to a thread [Whinge Thread] Official Army Recruiting Presence on ARRSE - Army Jobs in The NAAFI Bar

Dont be cheeky.

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Yesterday, 16:34

The_Snail replied to a thread Life imitating art in The NAAFI Bar

Apparently it's a fake and a set up for an advert. Philip Schofield said so on telly this morning, so it must be true.

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Yesterday, 11:31

The_Snail replied to a thread [Whinge Thread] Official Army Recruiting Presence on ARRSE - Army Jobs in The NAAFI Bar

Don't bother. No, seriously, don't bother.

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19-05-2013, 03:42

The_Snail replied to a thread Get together in Ayrshire in The NAAFI Bar

He said civilised.

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