Or publishing your jailbird memoirs and tips on how to use a rolled up blanket as a tampon.

This topic's fucking dogshit. Sausage you dirty crim, start one where you regale us of tales involving dusky cons, your arsehole and weeping into...

Your mouth.

I'd be more inclined to uncoil that mains extension lead before your new abode decides to combust. Pot plants are for the elderly and mentally...