I was always told NOT to take the PPW if going on the lash. I was told that when I was PSNI as well.

My sarcasm detector just blipped though...

Unconfirmed reports that Braintree Mosque is ablaze in Essex. EDIT: Braintree man arrested following mosque attack | This is Essex

Struck me as bizarre also. Maybe some people thought it was some kind of poor-taste publicity stunt, given that the attackers didn't try to escape. I...

Ravers said quite early on that they arent Magpuls, they are SA80A2 mags

I've changed my mind. That smug lisping prick Jonathan Ross.

The Cinammon on Anlaby Street, Hull. Most excellant Chicken Chilli Bam and draught kingfisher. Plus cheap as chips, two course and two pints...

there were a load in the 5 start hotel I was in during Christmas in Tenerife. The woman (mothers & daughters) were, as observed, smoking hot and...

India Gate in Westhoughton, near Bolton. Lamb Bangla was lovely, Chicken pakora starter was left over from lunchtime, I think. Draught cobra...

"clicks fingers" and your back in the room.

you really are a weapons grade penis. Can I say that word in the sensible forums?

A C2 grade civil servant (typically a project manager or finance manager) earns £29,000 a year. When I was there doing a C2 job,my take home pay was...

"quick check to confirm we are in the Naafi" dick. nice avatar, btw.