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Yesterday, 19:08

Taff49 replied to a poll Russians. Is it just me, or... in The NAAFI Bar

there were a load in the 5 start hotel I was in during Christmas in Tenerife. The woman (mothers & daughters) were, as observed, smoking hot and...

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Yesterday, 18:16

Taff49 replied to a thread Arrse Indian Restaurant guide in Cookery

India Gate in Westhoughton, near Bolton. Lamb Bangla was lovely, Chicken pakora starter was left over from lunchtime, I think. Draught cobra...

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Yesterday, 18:08

Taff49 replied to a thread Liverpool in The NAAFI Bar

"clicks fingers" and your back in the room.

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Yesterday, 12:56

jumpinjarhead replied to a thread ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking

The inhumanity of humans knows no bounds. Thanks for caring! Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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Yesterday, 00:30

Taff49 replied to a thread Nazi Uniform ban at WW2 dress up parties and events. in Current Affairs, News and Analysis

you really are a weapons grade penis. Can I say that word in the sensible forums?

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Yesterday, 00:19

Taff49 replied to a thread Channel 4 Skint on now in The NAAFI Bar

A C2 grade civil servant (typically a project manager or finance manager) earns £29,000 a year. When I was there doing a C2 job,my take home pay was...

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Yesterday, 00:14

Taff49 replied to a thread Liverpool in The NAAFI Bar

"quick check to confirm we are in the Naafi" dick. nice avatar, btw.

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20-05-2013, 21:07

Taff49 replied to a thread SA80 A2 mags for sale - legal? in Shooting, Hunting & Fishing

Wonder how he came by them? Still, no shortage of them, I suppose Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 21:02

Taff49 replied to a thread SA80 A2 mags for sale - legal? in Shooting, Hunting & Fishing

Legal to sell them mate. Are they deffo SA80? Or are the p-mags? Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 20:59

Stonker replied to a thread Memorable stuff from your formative years in Old & Bold

. . . AKA petrol?

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20-05-2013, 20:57

Taff49 replied to a thread Channel 4 Skint on now in The NAAFI Bar

Sorry, can't spare the time to watch it, I'm off out for a drink with a couple of lesbians. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 20:47

Stonker replied to a thread Crap hats? in The NAAFI Bar

A Fucking men

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20-05-2013, 20:33

Taff49 replied to a thread Nazi Uniform ban at WW2 dress up parties and events. in Current Affairs, News and Analysis

a couple of years ago, the Hot Rod club i belong to shared their annual summer show with the Military Vehicle Enthusiasts club (or whatever they are...

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20-05-2013, 19:23

Taff49 replied to a thread Liverpool in The NAAFI Bar

i've been visiting Liverpool with work at least once a month for the last year or so. The blokes I work with there couldn't be any more helpful and...

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20-05-2013, 17:32

Taff49 replied to a thread Who would you hit in the face with a shovel in The NAAFI Bar

Gary Wilmot

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20-05-2013, 17:20

Tinman74 replied to a thread ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread in ARRSE Social, Events & Networking

Theres going to be a queue at the bridge JJH as nothing is gong to get past her.

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20-05-2013, 17:15

Tinman74 replied to a thread What are you listening to in Films, Music and All Things Artsy

Daft Punk Give Life Back to Music Video - YouTube Daft Punk feat. Julian Casablancas-Instant Crush (Music Video) - YouTube These two get the...

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20-05-2013, 16:41

Stonker replied to a thread Down Blouse and Braless..definitely NO front bum pics. in The NAAFI Bar

. . . sounds like you need more lube, mate ;-D

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20-05-2013, 16:10

Tinman74 replied to a thread What Uniform Is This... in Armed Forces Jokes

French, mate. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 16:09

Tinman74 replied to a thread News story: Apache Hellfire missiles restocked in £15 million deal in MoD News

It's a tad more expensive also. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 15:58

Tinman74 replied to a thread News story: Apache Hellfire missiles restocked in £15 million deal in MoD News

Brimestone, the USAF are looking to incorporate it. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 15:52

Stonker replied to a thread Down Blouse and Braless..definitely NO front bum pics. in The NAAFI Bar

If I was the photographer I'd title this something like - "Disque Bleu: for when you really, really need to mask the smell of kippers"

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20-05-2013, 15:48

Stonker replied to a thread Memorable stuff from your formative years in Old & Bold

I bet your missus was pi$$ed off when she found you'd impregnated them with diesel for that little extra bit of authenticity . . .

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20-05-2013, 15:26

Tinman74 replied to a thread News story: Apache Hellfire missiles restocked in £15 million deal in MoD News

They want to stick it on Reaper. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 15:20

Tinman74 replied to a thread I'm Too Pretty To Work in The NAAFI Bar

Never had them out mate, even google foo can't get pics of Miss Lawless baps! Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 15:18

Tinman74 replied to a thread I'm Too Pretty To Work in The NAAFI Bar

That's soooo last year, this years fashion is a buried wheelie bin filled with bleach. Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 14:55

Tinman74 replied to a thread Things I don't miss......... in The NAAFI Bar

Too right! Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)

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20-05-2013, 14:45

Stonker replied to a thread Down Blouse and Braless..definitely NO front bum pics. in The NAAFI Bar

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20-05-2013, 14:39

Stonker replied to a thread Down Blouse and Braless..definitely NO front bum pics. in The NAAFI Bar

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20-05-2013, 13:55

Stonker replied to a thread Bloody Sunday in Northern Ireland (Op BANNER)

Spoken like a gentleman. My feeling is that if Widgery had dared to confront that possibility back in the day, and had investigated it with real...

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