Valerie June. Quirky folksy blues. Catch her live if you can, just her voice, banjo and dreadlocks.

50 Shades of Tat. "Justine" is a far better read.

Here you go ... although this may fall foul of site rules ...

Only 33? I think she has slept through a few Birthdays!

Haven't read the first one let alone the other two. I would imagine John Cleland's Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure published 1748 has more literary...

Well they'll be hanging by her knees before long. Blergh. Two fried eggs!

I'll volunteer to assist!

Dont tease me.. and you would never let me forget it, you would probably have at the bottom of it on the inside, Purchased by Tiny, to ruin every...

Modelling in Japan = Working in a bar as an escort

Is that it?, i was waiting for your head to explode!

Ancient history? leave my sex life out of this please.

Course it does, im a new man! and able to admit i can be a bit of a tit at times

As if ! You wouldnt give a door a bang.

I always knew you were a classy bird Gary!!

Just me and you sweetcheeks, do i need a prescription for choloroform?

Well there won't be much washing up to do at this rate!

Nope and least you are coming, i ned someone to serve canapes and do the dishes. If course by canapes, i mean chips

Do I need a passport to travel that far north?

You're too kind.

Did i mention i skiffed every single part of it?

No 7 for me please

Finally, a woman who understands her place!

You were very welcome if you brought IT with you!!

I want new rocks for my bowl.

BBQ RULES Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do...

I find those excessive ticket games a bit tedious. But then I get bored very easily.....

will you be serving this?

Sticky rhubarb juice ... or maybe the baker had been eating beetroot?

Killie pies for girls ... on sale in Browning's :-)

Well if anyone wants to turn up, give me a PM. Ive just finished my garden and want to start to use it. Dont make me look like a Billy no mates !!