The good old Riot Act, shame it was repealed.

Duckface

Already told you JL, drinkies in London next Saturday 1st June. Do keep up at the back! :)

Piffle

Stacey

Aural sex?

In Vino Veritas ;-)

Well my birthday party kicks off in about 3 hours' time. I'm all excited. :) :)

Limited

Don't worry, you're in good company. There's plenty on here who talk like cvnts :)

Is that like Visual Aids?

Was it you or the job that caused the poor woman such distress?

Tommy those that voted for that option including me were able to work out what the originator meant. Clearly it was too challenging for you but don't...

Fecundity

I'm hoping this poor dog was rescued. Were you involved with his rescue JJH?

I've never subscribed to the "torture the bastards/hanging's too good for them" school of thinking, as I think it says more about our baser instincts...

Really? You sure it wasn't a "you fat whore" button?

Well I hope you're right on that point.

Am I the only one to feel uncomfortable hearing the deceased soldier's family speaking in radio interviews? Surely they shouldn't have to do this in...

Just for you ...

Well the monkfish was a resounding success!! Even the old man, who reckons he doesn't like fish, said he'd have it again. (Maybe because he had a...

I'm on the piss right now. I like to think there's someone to take up his mantle. RIP

Thanks folks. Off topic : Interesting advert on the side of this page Muslim Matrimonials, Muslim Marriage, Muslim Women & Muslim Dating...

I have applied to do selection for the Special Moderation Regiment (V), I was wondering what sort of courses you can apply for once you are...

I heard a rumour that some people went there once ...

^ You're a Cornish Nationalist aren't you?

Any fucking cat would do ....

Try a week without it. Trust me. I am the Queen of Snot. Also Loratadine works. Don't buy the posh stuff. Have you had your sinuses...

Have you stopped having dairy products?