He must have done. I saw dogsegg putting it back

Those are for poofs. This is a man's handbag

In fact, it's older than that. Peruvians, war of the pacific, vs the Chileans?

Bolivians, Chaco War, mid-30s?

That's a dangerous contest to start.

Fucking nig. Don't be so rude to your elders

I saw this on the news this morning. A brilliant idea and well done to the Kent police and council for agreeing it. Perhaps it could be extended to...

But enough about your sex life...

You'll have to be smoother than that to get a shag

Do the Irish wear name tapes? It must be fucking confusing for the Malians to be confronted with an Irish Defence Force trainer with "English"...

Good to see that they've identified the bastard, but under the Good Friday agreement he'll serve no time. And the general public will still be more...

You have a right to your opinion in any state. I was just querying your involvement in British politics, since it doesn't really affect you much.

Why? You don't live in Britain and you don't pay taxes here. What business is it of yours?

Trouble is that in 10 years they'd forget that and start complaining about how difficult it is to run 2 houses, live away from home and so on and...