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Discuss Wounded Medal Petition in Medals on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Cutaway Only if you swallowed them. Now they would be good farting material....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    Only if you swallowed them.
    Now they would be good farting material.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Remeber it was a UXB early formation and he was also in the RAOC Shut fuck up Amazon.com: For One English Officer: Createspace, Lathika International Film: Amazon Instant Video

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    What nationality are you 180WPRE? Because as far as I can figure out, you're a Mong, with a trace of imbecile, and a touch of utter fuckwit.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 180WPRE View Post
    Remeber it was a UXB early formation and he was also in the RAOC Shut fuck up Amazon.com: For One English Officer: Createspace, Lathika International Film: Amazon Instant Video
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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Quite so. But I did say honorary and not honourable.
    Yep, my bad... The old hearing ain't what it used to was.

    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    And he has been involved in grubbing around in the dirt for landmines (in the traditional sense), so is qualified by experience if not formally. He has gone over the top a bit on his upgrade, but then he is RLC for whom subtlety is a missing part of the equation.

    So what say we all, is he in or is someone going to blackball him... err,...
    Is the RLC pay so poor these days that he needs to supplement his income by finding and selling used landmines? Poor chap, we really should let him in and, as we're all gentlemen, I can't imagine anyone black... doing what you said to him. I'm sure he'll become a fine upstanding member... ah...





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    Well if there is no dissent,......
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drivers_log View Post
    Should you fuck.

    You should get charged for pissing about on ladders when there's a firefight on. Wouldn't have happened in my day.
    Bet he never attended a Ladder Safety Course either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFA06 View Post
    I think it is an incredible idea - it's the kind of medal lots of people would really want. Think about it, we could have various grades of medal to indicate how injured you were:

    Bronze medal: twisted ankle - break of minor bones
    Silver medal: Major bone breaks - being shot (not through an organ)
    Gold medal: Quite a nasty shooting wound - losing 4 limbs

    Lollipop - PTSD
    I Like the Lollipop for PTSD that would have really cheered us up at Audley court.

    It's not about medals, it's about serving and coming through the otherside, thats the reward, unfortunatly as we know not everyone gets that luxury.
    Ma Kilts on and ma underslung load is swingin in the wind

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    [/B]There's a pic of me somewhere carrying a 50 kg on each shoulder at York airport some years ago (prolly couldn't do it now though)
    How did you clear customs with them, Wiz 180WPRE's Grampa there with you ?
    Ma Kilts on and ma underslung load is swingin in the wind

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    Quote Originally Posted by donmac View Post
    Bet he never attended a Ladder Safety Course either!
    Shhhh....don't tell people!

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