ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Country_Bumpkin** · 27-04-2006, 14:06

A dashing young officer seeks a young lady, good sense of humour, long brown hair and dusty blue eyes. Must have a love of the outdoors and be Creative in the bedroom department. Must have her own teeth.

Aforementioned officer is 25 years old, incredibly handsome, GSOH, non-smoker, light drinker, likes the outdoors, keen sportsman, interested in science and technology and has all his own teeth. Located in NE England.

Applications by PM and accompanied by military CV. Initial tour of duty is 6-months, extendable up to 1 year for the right candidate.

**Private_Pike** · 27-04-2006, 14:08

Nice of you to try to get dates for one of your mates.

**StabTiffy2B** · 27-04-2006, 14:09

What's your obsession with teeth?

**thegimp** · 27-04-2006, 14:15

talk to burly whirley or what ever she's called

toodlepip

**flowers** · 27-04-2006, 14:21

Originally Posted by Country_Bumpkin

A dashing young officer seeks a young lady, good sense of humour, long brown hair and dusty blue eyes. Must have a love of the outdoors and be Creative in the bedroom department. Must have her own teeth.

Aforementioned officer is 25 years old, increadibly handsome, GSOH, non-smoker, light drinker, likes the outdoors, keen sportsman, interested in science and technology and has all his own teeth. Located in NE England.

Applications by PM and accompanied by military CV. Initial tour of duty is 6-months, extendable up to 1 year for the right candidate.

So demanding!

Hmmmm I wonder if the officer in question is that demanding in bed....

**sandmanfez** · 27-04-2006, 14:23

Would you settle for long brown teeth and crusty blue eyes?

**windrush** · 27-04-2006, 14:25

If your a dashing young officer and need a woman then go to the nearest club and start spouting the old one liner "I'm an officer don't you know" and start unleashing the plastic.