ARmy Rumour SErvice

**susie_q** · 29-03-2006, 22:13

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

Dont worry Lady M, no one imagines for a moment that you and Stabby are actually acquainted, presumably, he just got lost on his way to the Naafi.
Not everyone was nasty to you in the gallery Susie, I commented that you look like Penny Smith, which in my book, is a compliment.

Yes, I do remember you saying that about me Sandmanfez, thank you I was very flattered as I think Penny Smith is a 'babe'

**Bad_Crow** · 29-03-2006, 22:29

Well lets look at it like this. What nice way is there to say:

"Listen Love. Your fat. & I was only with you because i wasnt getting any sex and had another tour on the horizon. However my tour date has been put back several months and i have met a Yoga instructor who likes football."

Its much easier to say.

Listen love. Im off to war and i dont know whether im gonna come back. I cant put up with knowing i have somebody waiting at home worrying about me. So I think we should end it now and stay intouch as friends & if all turns out well i'll see you on the other side..." "Fatty" (Under Breath)

Oh and the idea of trying to be harsh to a bloke by saying he's sh1t in bed would fall on its face. Why would he give a sh1t. Unless he plans on staying with you a bloke simply see's you as a posh disposal for sperm. If you didnt enjoy it then thats your drama.

Hope this Helps!

**crazywilly** · 29-03-2006, 22:39

The trouble is ladies that most of the guys you go out with/have relationships with are still wet behind the ears boys who have,nt grown up yet. Look out Crazy there,s going to be a lot of flack coming your way. INCOMING.

**Bad_Crow** · 29-03-2006, 22:42

Originally Posted by crazywilly

The trouble is ladies that most of the guys you go out with/have relationships with are still wet behind the ears boys who have,nt grown up yet. Look out Crazy there,s going to be a lot of flack coming your way. INCOMING.

Puff! Well you did ask for it.

Ask yourself this though mate. When where relationships better. When your 16, meeting her twice a week to go out get pissed and bone her. Or when your 26 and your only 2 days free a week are spent Staying in, getting old and bored and going to bed wishing you'd stayed single

**crazywilly** · 29-03-2006, 23:08

Bad Crow i do hope you are not calling me a poof cus i will ave to slap you with my handbag you tart. Never gone to bed with my lady wishing i was still single cus i found a beaut. Still can pull as well and if you can do that when you reach my age then good on ya. Nice to see someone bit well done mate.

**Bad_Crow** · 29-03-2006, 23:10

You telling me that when that b1tch seems to be surfing the crimson tide for 3 weeks a month instead of 1. You dont wish you were out getting legless and getting a fresh shag. That Mrs of yours must be a fitty. Or a rich fatty!

**sandmanfez** · 29-03-2006, 23:12

Originally Posted by bovvyblonde

you're all heart, aren't you. x

Wellllll, I have my moments BB!

**thegimp** · 29-03-2006, 23:23

Seen Crow
Women ask for honesty but if blokes were truly honest it would be a nightmare, most women just believe blokes are sh+t, have commitment issues, are cold hearted bar stewards etc

When you ask why its ending, if you want the truth, as a women, please stand by for terrible truths about your physical appearance, your behaviour etc

Blokes while shallow appear unable to comprise with their acceptable levels, the reality is you just don't do it for them

Throw in alcohol and you're doomed, telling a women you are not attracted to them in any way is hard, blokes are generally decent and would hate for any women to know why she hasn't been phoned. I suppose blokes dodge this because they'd hate to hear their short comings.....................THAT IS LIFE

Throw in 12 pints of stella and be honest with your self . Would SAPPER JONES BE STICKING HIS D+CK UP YOUR ARRSE IF YOU WERE A FARKIN SUPER MODEL............................................. ..............

I think not
men are from mars women are from venus (APPARENTLY)

Battle bowler on
TheGimp

**Bad_Crow** · 29-03-2006, 23:29

Originally Posted by thegimp

Throw in 12 pints of stella and be honest with your self . Would SAPPER JONES BE STICKING HIS D+CK UP YOUR ARRSE IF YOU WERE A FARKIN SUPER MODEL

It doesnt get any clearer than that. Lets be honest girls. You wouldnt be cutting around the Sin Bin if you had a 40k job and great t1ts.

Realise who you are and that the blokes just being nice by not saying it to you when he finds a slightly better deal! Shoe on the other foot you would do the same rather than tell fat lad that Winston Loloma the Figian Fcuker is giving it to you now!