ARmy Rumour SErvice

**HHH** · 30-05-2012, 01:07

Originally Posted by Cabana

Not quite, on this occasion in bed

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Me to, move over a bit will you!

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**Cutaway** · 30-05-2012, 01:27

Originally Posted by Legs

Originally Posted by Harry Black

Right guy's it's 0115 it's hot as fook can't sleep I am up at four for duty all I want is a nice female to write too,
because I am sick off talking to the duty story teller

This isn't going to end well is it?

You going for an Olympic gold in irony ?

**Beans_Boots_n_Brows** · 30-05-2012, 01:35

I'm currently sitting at home todger in hand waiting for my Internet connection to hurry the fuck up. Guess I'm having more fun than you

shit happens knob rot

**marilou** · 04-06-2012, 15:49

would love to cheer up the troops

**Cutaway** · 04-06-2012, 15:56

Originally Posted by marilou

would love to cheer up the troops

Well cheer up mine and let it stretch your colon.

**marilou** · 04-06-2012, 16:13

LOL you might be desapointed as i havent got a dick

**Cutaway** · 04-06-2012, 16:14

Originally Posted by marilou

LOL you might be desapointed as i havent got a dick

You had an IED incident too ?

**The_Snail** · 04-06-2012, 16:18

Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge

Snail and our favourite dominatrix... do us a favour and help the lad out. I know what it's like on stag with a stiffy and no material in the wank bank except mental pictures of donkeys and birds(?) in Burkkhas...

Don't drag me into this shit.

Besides which, I want photos of him first. Purely so Jarrod and I can judge it.

**cheekyruby** · 04-06-2012, 16:27

I agree dale we need to get an expert opinion (dont know any so) Jarrod will have to do....we need some stats Harry... how tall are you...size of feet, inside leg.... how big is your smile?.....hmm its a start.....