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Discuss Victim wanted at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Serial killer/rapist lookalike, teetotal and non smoker from tomorrow, seeks female, willing or not, for ...
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31-12-2011, 17:19 #1Senior Member
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Victim wanted
Serial killer/rapist lookalike, teetotal and non smoker from tomorrow, seeks female, willing or not, for candlelit walks and long dinners in countryside. Does not have own van yet, and the dungeon is being refurnished. Kind to animals and grieving relatives, willing to travel.
Interested parties should update their will and apply by PM.
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31-12-2011, 17:24 #2Senior Member
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Looks like you will have to get that munter back.
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31-12-2011, 17:25 #3Senior Member
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As I said in PA's thread. I'm fed up, not hard up.
Originally Posted by 3rdStafford
On the other hand, how much does this job pay?
Are there any benefits?"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
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"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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31-12-2011, 17:27 #4Senior Member
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I will sort your fedupness out....no need to go to odd chaps....but you will have to shave your ginger pubes off. Originally Posted by The_Snail
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31-12-2011, 17:30 #5Senior Member
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Why have a dog and bark myself? Originally Posted by Cabana
That's a boy's job."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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31-12-2011, 17:51 #6Senior Member
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Oh god, no. Originally Posted by Cabana
Pay? Hard work is its own reward, dear girl. On the plus side, the hours are flexible and you can work from home. Originally Posted by The_Snail
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31-12-2011, 17:53 #7Senior Member
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Originally Posted by The_Snail
Well, I knew you were into some kinky stuff and that you loved your dog, but I didn't realise dog you lurrrrved your mutt as well
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31-12-2011, 18:02 #8Senior Member
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Can you type that in English please? Originally Posted by Cabana
Well, I knew you were into some kinky stuff and that you loved your dog, but I didn't realise dog you lurrrrved your mutt as well
3rd, I'd just like to remind you that you shagged something whose arm weighs more than me."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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31-12-2011, 19:37 #9
That only rules out Jeremy Beadle???
You have upset me, I am going to kill you.
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31-12-2011, 19:40 #10Senior Member
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My "mate" told me he was a crap shag anyway. Originally Posted by Bollock-chops
"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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